GRIFF: The Humiliator

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What? No reach around? I'm stuck with this one? At least it keeps changing automatically. Or are you doing it?

there is a progressive default that works by post count, or you can go to profile in the user cp, and set your own.

So, that'd be a no. Thanks for nuttin.

2- You have to politely ask for one ;). But type slowly, it is LJ.

so

sorry

may

I

have

one

i try not to presume to issue one if it is not requested specifically. not because i'm polite, just cuz i don't like to waste them. And, I thought you didn't understand how the titles worked.


that said,

Deuce: The Pesky Pugalist

wow....if I had seen the 7 posts in a row, i'd have gone in a different direction.

Still unchanged.... I'll call "Pesky Pugalist" a feint for now. Hit me with your best shot. ps can you read at this speed? it's a lot easier to type this way.

homework: eat a stick of butter
 

you don't even know that you're sitting in a big pot of water and we're cutting up carrots and onions to go in there with you

:corn:

would you like some help in changing your user title, deuce? i cannot do it for you.

what's it like to be crazy?

I thought you had a "magic wand" lj! :rolleyes:

It never hurt Bugs Bunny.

Thanks lumberjim. I'll wear it with pride.

For the record, I'm not crazy, I'm "wascawy", as Elmer puts it.

See how easy that was ;)

Just trying to help an apparent newbie out, not be a smartass.

why the [sp]?

The test! Give him (or her) the test!

LJ: pugalist

Dictionary: pugilist

lol...I even went to the dictionary and thought "that's right" because I automatically typed in pugilist.

That's two now. I'm gonna have to do a little research.

And thanks very much for the offer of help, but while I have been mistaken for smart, and been called an ass, I know I can handle smartass all on my own.

Hi, I'm Flint. Let me show you what I do...

Um, no thanks.

I've already raped your eyeballs, and no amount of harsh chemical bleach can wash that out.

You let me worry about the speck in my eye and you worry about the plank in yours, ok?

I've always wondered how Flint disassociating would manifest. This is awsome!

I'm legit now, I've got a T-Shirt.

Maybe, but we all still remember. Especially wolf.

Actually, i think they booted your shirt. i can;t seem to find it anymore. the whole buttfucking thing may have been problematic for a pg-13 rating. i'll do it again rated R, but you'll have to put your credit card in to see it. 'for age verification'

Negatory. I was offended without any credit card.

The diSComBobuLaTOr is probably one of the best user title's I've seen. It humorously undermines everything you post.

Now there's a shirt that's going to be a big hit at the next family get together. I think you should order one for the local minister, and donate a dozen to the grade school PTA. :D

Do I get a piece of that?

jinx: The Tickler

Gimme a new one? Or should I just be a friend to Dixie Normous?

Brianna: The Optimizer

Perfect!:p

I must be due?

Ducks: The Masked Maligner

Put one up for me please, LJ ... :3eye:

Heck, I'll take one. two if they're small. ;-)

limey: The Tantalizer

Sheldon: Brock Knucklebuster

I would like another title please.

Iggy: Bonecrusher

That was fast... thanks. :cool:

Thanks LJ - you never fail to deliver :p

naked pizza to drunk chicks

Has it been a week already? Time flies when you're the Earl of something.

Hmmm...

Damn! It's been 35 years since anyone called me that and it STILL brings tears to my eyes! lol!!!

Beestie: The Ribald Ranger

The Tantalizer... ;)

sneaky

I like it

that was you, eh, limey?