my body is 35
I feel like a clumsy shy retard when boys look at me so that makes me about what? 13?

I think that's probably only because you're in Salt Lake.

I'll be 24 in 11 days. That sounds weird.

It hasn't been the same since I past the magical and illustrious age of 21 ...

I turn a quarter-century in January, but that's also when my brother turns 38. Now <I>that</I> is weird.

I thought it was because I was so horribly out of practice

Since the boys are still looking you've got to get with the program. :love:

What makes you think she's a schoolteacher?

:lol:

16

wow :mg:

I am a quarter of a century old.

I wasn't around when this thread was more active.....

50

My girlfriends at work say I look 38, so I'm not really Brianna's type; she goes for the grandfatherly kinds. ; )

PM me after a respectable interval following your wife's passing ...

Damn straight! I like old guys! They are, on the whole, more forgiving. And, more likely to drive a great car. :) But, RS, 50 is good, too. You could PRETEND you're an old man, right? Be kind and gentle and give me money for toys? :blush:

I thought that you said in The Sex Thread that you already *had* toys? :whip: