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dmg1969 08-06-2010 12:00 PM

Are you sure he didn't say Nipples? :D

Scriveyn 08-07-2010 01:33 AM

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Urbane Guerrilla 08-07-2010 03:56 AM

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Originally Posted by wolf (Post 674848)
So, I'm dealing with this kid, 19 years old. He's not merely gay, he's a complete screaming queen. Lisp, limp wrist, lilty voice, glided across the floor when he walked, wearing more Silly Bandz than the average tween girl. So flamey I feared the couch would catch fire.

So . . . "Young man, I cannot call you Nibbles. Let's just stick with Charles."

We've got a local trial upcoming of the guy who shot a kid that was a lot like Nibbles. I think a lot of very ugly stuff is going to come out about both the shooter (a juvenile) and his none-too-functional family... something like John Belushi and those mashed potatoes.

Shawnee123 08-07-2010 08:17 AM

There was a kid who worked at the Speedway for a while, who was like that. I loved this kid, he was always cracking me up. One day I went in and they were particularly busy and he just kept saying (in that voice) "This is OUTRAGEOUS. Where are they all COMING FROM?"

I think that was the last I saw him there. :)

Nirvana 08-07-2010 09:59 AM

I had a Chihuahua named Mr Nibbles. He like to nibble my ankles to get my attention. No tooth marks just a friendly reminder that he was on the floor "pick me up!" :)

HungLikeJesus 08-07-2010 10:05 AM

I just read an article about a guy who got drunk and passed out and his dog nibbled his toe right off. He ate the whole thing.

wolf 08-07-2010 12:46 PM

I read that article. The dog saved his life, apparently.

But has now had the taste of human flesh.

I wouldn't sleep in that guy's house.

(and yes, I'm sure it wasn't nipples.)

Gravdigr 08-08-2010 06:18 AM

Nipples is a fun word.

wolf 08-22-2010 11:30 AM

You never know what kind of impact you're going to have on someone.

There's this guy, I'll call him Dave.

Dave is a classically crazy guy. Hears voices, has difficulty understanding and participating in interpersonal interactions, all that, but he's a nice guy.

As I went into work last Wednesday, who do I walk past in the lobby, but Dave.

After I was on the clock, I sat out on the couch to chat with him for a little while, catch up on how things where going, and all. I wasn't working with him, just chatting.

He remarked, as a lot of our frequent flyers do, on how long I'd been working at the nuthouse, and started talking about the first time we met. He remembered a lot of details about that day on the unit, which for me, honestly, was just one of a bunch of days on the unit. I mean, I remembered Dave and all, but no real specifics. He mentioned that I had been wearing a hat from a concert that I had gone to ... I remember the concert, and I had remembered the hat. What I didn't remember was this ...

He remarked that it was common in those days (about 16 years ago) for nursing staff members to spend their time on the unit talking to nursing staff members, except for the time that they were supposed to spend interviewing their caseload of patients. What Dave said was that I didn't do that. I spent my time talking to the patients ... and when he asked me about that, I told him that I wasn't there to talk to my cow orkers, I was there for the patients, who came to the nuthouse because a lot of the time they didn't have anyone else. He said that was very important for him ... that he knew that I really cared.

So, you never know how you're going to touch people. Be mindful of that.

limey 08-22-2010 11:48 AM

I'll bet that felt good, Wolf. I'm proud to know you.

xoxoxoBruce 08-22-2010 12:25 PM

So it's your fault, they keep coming back to see you. :haha:

HungLikeJesus 08-22-2010 12:55 PM

Didn't Heart sing about that?

TheMercenary 08-22-2010 04:39 PM

You are a good egg wolf.

Shawnee123 08-22-2010 06:46 PM

:)

wolf 12-08-2010 12:45 PM

I took a call of an elopement from the State Hospital last night. "Elopement" is a nice way of saying "Security didn't notice a patient was missing."

This happens relatively infrequently, and usually doesn't involve the sort of manhunt for a dangerous maniac that you see in movies.

Usually they turn up. Sometimes a nut just really wants to wander around for a bit, have a Dunkin' Donut, or grab a quick adult beverage at a nearby watering hole.

The notice consisted of the patient's name, and a description:

"Last seen wearing a brown trench coat and black ballerina tutu."

So, I guess sometimes it really is like the movies.


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