Tomas, are you a virgin?

why do I hear Questions such as the above almost everyday?

Whatever happened to privacy?


the answer is up to you.

Well, we know that you eat.

that's a yes

I'll second that LJ

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

other than trying to make a comparative argument about it when you've never experienced it....with a partner

Unless you're trying to compare it to something when you have no frame of reference whatsoever.

This is something akin to me trying to compare camping to, oh, say, scuba diving. Have I been camping? Yeah, and I really like doing it. But I've never been scuba diving, so one could reasonably expect me to be unable form a proper comparison. I'm not qualified to make the blanket statement "camping is better than scuba diving". But don't let that stop you, Tomas, you stud you.

Where was I? I should have been paying attention! How could I have let something like this happen?

All I can say is this: tonight, my mind's eye will be floating dead in a pot of beef vegetable soup.

What are you doing for dinner tonight, perth?

I'm gonna fuck a bowl of macaroni and cheese. Best of both worlds!

They go to drink dumbass.

Yeah but when they have a few drinks, what do they start thinking about, food or sex?:D

Yuck. :vomit:

YEAH, I'm with monkey....what does dumbass taste like?

Very much like smartass, only gamier.