Yeah, yeah... pictures or it never happened.

Bah! my camera has gone on strike.

must be fuckin french

good....

I'm HONGRY

Savory pies are delicious. It's gotta be the massive amounts of fat.

Just getting an edible batch of cookies out the door was a herculean task for the likes of me.

Pies? [\head explodes]

Yes, but to be fair, you did go above and beyond... dipping in chocolate and everything.

I think the assorted/mystery baked good is a great idea, Perry.

What about, like, not-baked things? I'm kinda not so good with the baking of things. At all. I'm trying to think of what food I would be able to send instead--is it cheating if it's regional, but I don't prepare it myself? Like if I sent my favorite brand of local salsa?

Why not? Might even end up spurring a bit of demand for a regional product...

They will survive the coming apocalypse.

Hmmm....wonder if cockroaches eat pastry?

What else would they eat at the end of the world?

not our rotting corpses because we would all be charred into the ether....maybe twinkies and hot pockets.

I saw Hot Pockets in the HUGE Asda supermarket in Milton Keynes.
It amused me no end,
My telling of the Jim Gaffigan skit fell flatter than Wile E Coyote being run over by a van though. Shame.

I still grinned all the way home singing, "Hot Pockets! Hot Pockets!" Wish I'da bought me some...

dead pockets