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xoxoxoBruce 02-04-2009 10:43 AM

Maybe, are the judges appointed or elected?

TheMercenary 02-04-2009 10:54 AM

Good question. I have no idea.

Happy Monkey 02-04-2009 06:04 PM

And there you have more:

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The Minnesota election court has just handed down a major ruling, completely denying Norm Coleman's motion for summary judgment that would have opened up and counted a set of roughly 4,500 rejected absentee ballots that his campaign insists were wrongly rejected and ought to be counted.
Earlier today, the court similarly rejected Franken's attempt to have the ballots set aside entirely and to limit Coleman to a pool of 654 ballots, which at the time the Coleman camp was hailing as a major victory that will ensure votes are counted. But it turns out it's not that easy.
If it turns out that all of the ballots were incorrectly rejected, Coleman would have to beat Franken by almost 5% in them. If 3000 were incorrectly rejected, that number goes over 7%. If it is 1000 - still very high - Coleman would have to get more than 22% more of them than Franken. And, just to go to the other extereme, if it were 227, Coleman would have to get them all. (Math from here. YMMV on Kos, but math is math.)

It's just a tactic to keep the Senate Democrats as far below 60 as possible as long as possible.

Urbane Guerrilla 02-06-2009 10:20 PM

I still think it's beyond belief that half the Minnesota electorate could want the likes of Al Franken for a Senator. Freakish. Even more freakish if Al continues to act like Al in office. It would be a pleasant -- and a complete -- surprise to discover a statesman there, but I'm not holding my breath.

TGRR 02-06-2009 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Urbane Guerrilla (Post 531490)
I still think it's beyond belief that half the Minnesota electorate could want the likes of Al Franken for a Senator.

Probably says more about his opponent.

Redux 02-06-2009 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by TGRR (Post 531492)
Probably says more about his opponent.

Sure does...Coleman had the dubious distinction of losing to Jesse Ventura for governor.

He was fortunate his opponent (Paul Wellstone) when he ran for Senate in 02 died in plane crash the week before the election.

Coleman is an intellectual lightweight...Franken certainly cant be any worse.

I dont expect Franken to be doing Mick Jagger impersonations on the floor of the Senate.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_mwsDFm7bQ

Urbane Guerrilla 02-06-2009 10:29 PM

His opponent's most distinguishing characteristic is he's a Republican...

... not completely scandal free, it seems. Money for Norm, or was it Norm's wife?

TGRR 02-07-2009 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Redux (Post 531494)
I dont expect Franken to be doing Mick Jagger impersonations on the floor of the Senate.


:mad2:

Redux 02-09-2009 11:01 PM

Coleman is calling in the God card:
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When asked about the recount and how it is affecting him personally, Coleman said he starts every day with a prayer and that he knows “God wants me to serve.” Coleman did later temper those rather immodest remarks by adding that he “is not indispensable” and that others can serve as well. Coleman closed the interview with an appeal to Gallagher’s listeners for contributions to his campaign website.

http://blog.lib.umn.edu/cspg/smartpo...ts_me_to_s.php
But he still needs your contributions!

fomentor 02-10-2009 01:30 AM

http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/frankenbabynaked.jpg

i should have a funny politically relevant caption for this but i don't

classicman 02-10-2009 08:09 AM

How about:
Minnesota, Welcome your next senator! ROAR goes the crowd!

sugarpop 02-10-2009 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Urbane Guerrilla (Post 531490)
I still think it's beyond belief that half the Minnesota electorate could want the likes of Al Franken for a Senator. Freakish. Even more freakish if Al continues to act like Al in office. It would be a pleasant -- and a complete -- surprise to discover a statesman there, but I'm not holding my breath.

Hey, Jesse Ventura pulled off being governor, why not Al Franken as a senator?

sugarpop 02-10-2009 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by fomentor (Post 532734)
http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/frankenbabynaked.jpg

i should have a funny politically relevant caption for this but i don't

Is that picture even real?

Redux 02-10-2009 10:08 AM

What the Senate needs is good porn star:

Daft Stormy for Senate

"Politics can't be any dirtier of a job than the one I am already in." - Stormy Daniels.

fomentor 02-10-2009 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by sugarpop (Post 532786)
Is that picture even real?

from saturday night live most likely but i am not positive.


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