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monster 10-24-2006 09:44 PM

"six, six, six... all you ever think about it six..."

Mrs Beast has the number of the Beast

BigV 10-25-2006 10:30 AM

Nice. :rotflol:

Elspode 10-25-2006 11:22 AM

$666.00 Overdue - The Credit Report Ding of The Beast (which just happens to be the amount on my wife's boss' credit report which he's fighting QVC over).

NoBoxes 10-26-2006 04:19 AM

http://www.clipartguide.com/clipart_misc/rad_MALE.GIF
666 - mark of the Beast,
bbb - mark of the horny Beast,
ddd - mark of the horny Beast admiring self in mirror,
qqq - mark of the falling down drunk horny Beast,
ggg - mark of the drunken Beast sleeping it off,
%%% - mark of the Beast in disguise so no one will see how wasted he is the next day!

barefoot serpent 10-30-2006 02:16 PM

666 degrees of separation between Kevin Bacon and the Beast

Urbane Guerrilla 10-31-2006 09:26 PM

Six verses of six lines each, the end-word of each line being the same six words in various permutations of position, and a three-line envoi preferably containing all six of the end-words again, or at least as many of them as might be:

...the sestina of the Beast.

lumberjim 03-10-2007 04:41 PM

6.66% I'm about to offer a customer the interest rate of the beast.

Elspode 03-10-2007 04:43 PM

See? I told you auto finance people were spawn of Satan.

Kagen4o4 03-10-2007 05:26 PM

666, proof that gambling is evil.
(if you add up all the numbers on a roulette table you get 666)

SteveDallas 03-10-2007 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 322096)
6.66% I'm about to offer a customer the interest rate of the beast.

Is their FICO score 666?

Griff 03-10-2007 06:11 PM

Inspected by 666
Total Quality Management
of The Beast

lumberjim 03-10-2007 07:32 PM

LOCAL 666 - the labor union of the beast

Kagen4o4 03-10-2007 07:38 PM

sex sex sex, the kiwi beast

monster 03-10-2007 08:18 PM

sicks sicks sicks -the barf of the beast

SteveDallas 03-10-2007 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Griff (Post 322123)
Inspected by 666
Total Quality Management
of The Beast

666 Sigma ... the Management Technique of the Beast


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