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Undertoad 01-18-2009 12:07 AM

http://cellar.org/2009/5036ag.jpg

xhaos01 01-18-2009 03:23 AM

Undertoad, I am truly impressed!!!

Wickedly_Tasteful 01-18-2009 06:21 AM

thats flippin awesome....im gonna ask them to use a cookie cutter and make mine little men

capnhowdy 01-18-2009 08:30 AM

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Let's deface the flag, folks.
http://michellemalkin.com

Griff 01-18-2009 08:56 AM

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That is old school stuff.

wolf 01-18-2009 09:03 AM

So, if I burn one of the Obama flags, is that freedom of speech or a hate crime?

impress 01-18-2009 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 523456)

That's freaking AWESOME.

xoxoxoBruce 01-18-2009 11:43 AM

It's a FAIL.

Trilby 01-18-2009 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf (Post 523517)
So, if I burn one of the Obama flags, is that freedom of speech or a hate crime?

It's BOTH!

xoxoxoBruce 01-18-2009 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna (Post 523574)
It's BOTH!

Against China.

Griff 01-18-2009 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf (Post 523517)
So, if I burn one of the Obama flags, is that freedom of speech or a hate crime?

The boys over at the ACLU would be in a tizzy, wouldn't they?

[Old]It's the hate crime that tastes like freedom of speech.[SNL bit] ;)

capnhowdy 01-18-2009 01:46 PM

They need to either
1) Change the laws or
2) Enforce them.
Of course it's all about CHANGE, isn't it?

classicman 01-18-2009 04:07 PM

lol @ capnhowdy

TheMercenary 01-18-2009 04:40 PM

Only Fucktards would support changing the flag to put Obama's face on it. It is a violation of the National Flag Act. And individuals could be in trouble for doing it.

Ok, not a total fucktard, but it is a fucktarded thought that it is ok to do it.

capnhowdy 01-18-2009 05:11 PM

I have a lot of friends who died fighting for the freedoms of the people those colors represent.

Nuff said on my part. No need to rant.

TheMercenary 01-18-2009 05:15 PM

Yea, me too. But there are a lot of dumb asses out there who will never understand that, as they eek out a living throwing stones at those who do. One of the things that makes this country great I guess. Isn't it grand?

footfootfoot 01-18-2009 06:20 PM

I'm not a big flag waver myself, but I know the frigging protocol for displaying and respecting the flag. If I were to display it, you can be damn sure I'd take it down at sunset, fold it like I was taught, and stow it until reveille.

It really gets up my nose when some of my sanctimonious, flag waving neighbors leave the flag up 24/7/ 365, unilluminated, and let it get into tatters, and come off all "I'm patriotic and you aren't."

Fuck. YOU. I know how to treat our flag asswipe, and it isn't some jingoistic happy dance.

You should have to pass a test and get a permit to display our flag if you ask me. Too many douchebags thinking they are patriots who haven't got a clue.

I have one neighbor, (guess what branch of the service he was in) who takes his flag down every night at sunset and puts it up every morning. He's the only only one in this damn town who has a clue.

He' also a good egg.


need a hint? (Semper Fi)

capnhowdy 01-18-2009 07:36 PM

I would have known w/o the hint.

I remember a discussion we had a few yrs ago on flag etiquette. Big responsibility if you go by the book, to say the least.

Wish I could find the thread right quick. Lots of folks use the Flag-as opposed-to-banner angle. This topic can lead to some ...well, you know.

Griff 01-19-2009 07:36 AM

Capn, what was your first pic? I'm only getting a broken link.

I don't see the flag the same way you do, but I don't publicly disrespect it either because I know many people who see it your way. To me, the change in the way the flag is perceived corresponds with our shift from republic to empire. I see it used cynically to keep people in line for war-mongers. So as a symbol it means different things to different people because as a symbol it has been mis-used by different groups. I also note that you speak of what the colors represent, rather than just the colors, I respect that as it speaks to true patriotism not jingoism.

impress 01-19-2009 07:41 AM

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Sundae 01-19-2009 08:41 AM

Sorry to post writing in a picture thread, but I am regularly baffled by the store some Americans set by their flag. It's a piece of material. It's a symbol, NOT the country itself.

Griff has already posted a picture to show that using the flag for political means is pretty much as old as the flag itself.

I read something recently about the way that we (as a nation) hold the monarchy in the same esteem as the Americans hold their flag. Not everyone thinks the same about them, the armed forces are more likely to be respectful of them, and at the end of the day they only have the same meaning that people assign to them. I suppose ours cost us more money, but bring in more tourism. On the plus side, yours can be folded away into a box - and still come out again the next day!

TheMercenary 01-19-2009 09:38 AM

Good points SG.

Undertoad 01-19-2009 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Griff (Post 523936)
I see it used cynically to keep people in line for war-mongers. So as a symbol it means different things to different people because as a symbol it has been mis-used by different groups. I also note that you speak of what the colors represent, rather than just the colors, I respect that as it speaks to true patriotism not jingoism.

Why do you care what other people think?

Griff 01-19-2009 10:29 AM

I'm sorta human.

gtown 01-19-2009 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wickedly_Tasteful (Post 523423)
okay i wont eat her

Nope, it's not grandma, just grandma being possessive (and passive).

This pic comes from the endlessly entertaining site Passive Aggressive Notes:

http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.co...eres-the-beef/

Wickedly_Tasteful 01-19-2009 02:01 PM

lol...i promised not to eat her but i added her to my bread this morning...

What i needed flour and didnt have any

Sundae 01-19-2009 02:14 PM

Do I have to be the bad guy here...?
Oh. Okay.

WT, welcome and all, but we kinda like proper capitals here.
That said, your post raised a smile.

Flint 01-19-2009 02:49 PM

Who is we?

Clodfobble 01-19-2009 02:51 PM

Oh come now Flint, haven't we had enough shitstorming for one day? FTR, I prefer proper capitalization myself. Sundae was talking about the two of us.

Flint 01-19-2009 02:53 PM

That's harassment, and I don't have to take it.

Griff 01-19-2009 02:55 PM

Oh, you'll take it and like it.

Wickedly_Tasteful 01-19-2009 03:13 PM

Sorry I don't usually use proper capitals or grammar on forums cause I'm just typing too fast for all that nonsense but since it was requested of me I'm more than happy to oblige....

*sneaks into her grammar dictionary...wow this thing is dusty*

TheMercenary 01-19-2009 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gtown (Post 524018)
Nope, it's not grandma, just grandma being possessive (and passive).

This pic comes from the endlessly entertaining site Passive Aggressive Notes:

http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.co...eres-the-beef/

This one is better:

http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.co...14/panty-raid/

capnhowdy 01-19-2009 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Griff (Post 523936)
Capn, what was your first pic? I'm only getting a broken link.

I don't see the flag the same way you do, but I don't publicly disrespect it either because I know many people who see it your way. To me, the change in the way the flag is perceived corresponds with our shift from republic to empire. I see it used cynically to keep people in line for war-mongers. So as a symbol it means different things to different people because as a symbol it has been mis-used by different groups. I also note that you speak of what the colors represent, rather than just the colors, I respect that as it speaks to true patriotism not jingoism.

I botched the first upload & was too sorry too fix the break.

Perry Winkle 01-19-2009 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 524103)
WT, welcome and all, but we kinda like proper capitals here.

What, Are We Gonna Target Next? Comma Usage?

Crimson Ghost 01-19-2009 11:53 PM

Don't eat Grandma?

Hell, Grandpa won't even do that....

Sundae 01-20-2009 07:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Perry Winkle (Post 524326)
What, Are We Gonna Target Next? Comma Usage?

We're going into your semi colon next, actually. But thanks for asking ;)

Crimson Ghost 01-21-2009 01:03 AM

President Reagan?

Wickedly_Tasteful 01-21-2009 08:38 PM

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*decides to take her children here*

morethanpretty 01-21-2009 09:31 PM

OMG WT! That is awesome. I wonder if they sell your kids, if you get some money from it as well...

wood*nymph 01-21-2009 09:34 PM

uhoh, I read the private sign! What's gonna happen to me now?

Pie 01-21-2009 09:46 PM

Expect a DCMA takedown soon.

Wickedly_Tasteful 01-21-2009 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by morethanpretty (Post 525144)
OMG WT! That is awesome. I wonder if they sell your kids, if you get some money from it as well...


I sure hope so...if it's in mexico ill make alot of money cause i got a 15 month old blond daughter and a 7 year old blond son and for some reason they love blonds.

xhaos01 01-22-2009 09:27 AM

http://zoned.dk/plug.php?e=usergal&s=viewfol&fid=8

For more streetsigns

xoxoxoBruce 01-22-2009 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Wickedly_Tasteful (Post 525164)
I sure hope so...if it's in mexico ill make alot of money cause i got a 15 month old blond daughter and a 7 year old blond son and for some reason they love blonds.

Blonds are more tender... like veal. ;)

lookout123 01-22-2009 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 524103)
Do I have to be the bad guy here...?
Oh. Okay.

WT, welcome and all, but we kinda like proper capitals here.
That said, your post raised a smile.

pffft - four years and counting and I still only randomly use capital letters here. I use most of the good ones at work so have to make do with lower case here. sorry to offend.

footfootfoot 01-22-2009 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by lookout123 (Post 525286)
pffft - four years and counting and I still only randomly use capital letters here. I use most of the good ones at work so have to make do with lower case here. sorry to offend.

What lookout is too polite to say is:


yo
..........bitch!

i .... be ........ getting


.....up
all ...... in ....yo....... grill

e.e. cummings
............................style.

Shawnee123 01-22-2009 12:18 PM

at least you didn't mention the balloon man whistling far and wee. wee, get it? wee?

wolf 01-22-2009 06:21 PM

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:3_eyes:

dmg1969 01-23-2009 06:39 AM

"Watch" your manhood when walking into that place.

impress 01-23-2009 07:49 AM

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www.chiaobama.com

This is not a spoof.
Can you grow a chia Obama? Yes, you can!

Sheldonrs 01-23-2009 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by wolf (Post 525426)
:3_eyes:

Tips are appreciated. :D

Undertoad 01-25-2009 02:54 PM

http://cellar.org/2009/freebankwtoaster.jpg

RellikLaerec 01-25-2009 03:06 PM

aw darn. they're expired. I missed out. My bank just burned my dough too!Oh well.

Undertoad 01-25-2009 03:57 PM

http://cellar.org/2009/IceBridge1.jpg

TheMercenary 01-25-2009 09:59 PM

Ice Road Truckers. Not for me. Rather eat in a soup kitchen.

BrianR 01-25-2009 10:15 PM

Lemme at it! I loves me a challenge.

TheMercenary 01-25-2009 10:26 PM

Hear they make some serious cash.

xoxoxoBruce 01-25-2009 10:50 PM

At the risk of permanent shrinkage.:eek3:

TheMercenary 01-26-2009 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 525285)
Blonds are more tender... like veal. ;)

All pink on the inside.


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