She thinks South Africa and Germany are the same place. She's blonde, roll with it.

Ach, German goldmarks, not krugerrands! Some part of my brain knew that, but it's tired and dead. My father would be so disappointed in me.


You have to admit though, Krugerrand does sound like a German word. It practically begs to be "Das Krugerrand."

Well I think it is Afrikaans, which is Dutch that has been left out in the sun too long. And Dutch is just German with something caught in its throat.

:lol:

Well, I...



Hey!

He just has to be a bit thinner than any other giraffe in the neighborhood.

...and now we know.

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Yet another reason to practice the V-sit in yoga.

Eeeew!
That's rank.

Real women walk out of that establishment.
Because why?
Because if you have tiny pulling panties on, you do not want them smelling of piss-drips.

Nasty.

Well, there is paper...