I had no idea they were getting it on in Belgium at these rates

http://cellar.org/img/belguimorgies.jpg

Have you been there? there's fuck all else to do. Except perhaps learn the bazillion languages they speak. you choose... :D

...they are canny linguists

In time, the mitigation will become conditional upon results and this will be trending again:

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Mrs Glatt was on the phone for an hour or so with T-Mobile, switching service from Boost Mobile for three phones in the glatt household.

At several times during the phone call, she heard roosters in the background on the other end of the line, and the service rep would start talking a little faster and louder to try to cover the background noise.

We’re all just doing our best in these crazy times.

I made up a drinking game around the virus situation. Gotta drink whenever a commercial mentions "these stressful times", or "this trying time in our lives" or some such phrase referring to the kung flu.

Stayed drunk all month.

unprecedented

That one has come to my attention as well.

Have we ever lived in precedented times?

oh I was just talking about Grav being drunk for a month ;)

In a line not reported, "Or we'll spank you right on your bare ass." Just see if we don't.

Somewhere, Hercule Poirot is learning the *headdesk.* With a hundred year old rolltop. "It sounds like a snare drum, plutôt."

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I read this post just before 0700 and somewhat bleary eyed.

I thought it said 380 cases of constipation.

Well it did imply that nobody gave a shit. ;)

Years ago, Flint visited my house with his kiddos, and they stopped at our grocery store on the way. The store has a weirdly convoluted parking lot, and Flint was furious about its design flaws.

Now they're doing construction, and they've opened it up to a more traditional layout. Every time I pull in now, I think, "Oh, Flint would be happy about this."

I am also mildly amused by that

Oh my God, that's hilarious. :rotflol:

Flint, we need you to go back and test it out......