No. I just worked with a guy that made me more stupid for the experience.

Are you hiring?

Yes.

Would you like to be yelled at by students, underpaid, overworked, and stressed (but be appreciated by peers and the students you actually get to help?)

No.


Have you ever wondered if you might be crazy, but no one else knows?

Yes.
And now I'm on anti-depressants I would worry a lot more if fellow Cellarites hadn't consoled me.

Should I have a pizza tonight?
Edited to add - I am treating this like a Magic 8 Ball

Yes, w/ lots of greasy pepperoni!

Are the umm... Midlands getting sufficient exercise?

No of course not.
I'd have to be an Olympic athlete to work off tA Sizzler

Are you planning/ have you had an unhealthy meal tonight?

Yes.

I have decided to break my diet and have Miller Lite for dinner. I can't be good all the time.

Are you good all the time?

Oh yes I'm good
but not in a way that would benefit my health

Do you play the Lottery (or local variant thereof)

Yes, occasionally.

Do you have lotteries over there across the pond?

Oh yes!
And walking home has me distributing the wealth in order of preference :)

Do you have a plan how to spend the money if you win?

Yes!

Does having a butler seem pretensious?

No.

Did the butler REALLY do it?

No, it was Major Grey with the chutney in the kitchen.

how about some lamb vindaloo?

Yes?


do you know what lamb vindaloo is?

Yes!

Do you get a buzz from eating spicy food?