The Cellar - The 'What the fuck!' thread

My brother and some of his mates from uni used to play this beer drinking game where the next one to get up and pee had to buy the next round.

Anyway, one night they'd been drinking for hours and two of them had not gotten up once. Proceeding tackling and bullshitting revealed that the two guys had cathetarised themselves and were sporting bags of pee strapped to their inner thighs.

*Cathed* themselves? How fucking drunk did they have to be before they did that? There isn't enough beer in the world, free or otherwise, for me to be cathed. Besides, cath bags aren't all that large. Didn't they have to get up and empty them?

Undertoad

12-08-2008 04:45 PM

http://cellar.org/2008/ihi5.jpg

Aliantha

12-08-2008 04:47 PM

Wow...I just got to high five UT!

Wonders will never cease! :D

John	12-08-2008 04:50 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...shop-makeu.jpg

skysidhe

12-08-2008 07:25 PM

http://www.funtim.com/wp-content/upl...y-picture1.jpg

skysidhe

12-08-2008 07:27 PM

http://www.millionface.com/l/wp-cont...-of-india6.jpg

ZenGum

12-08-2008 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skysidhe (Post 511849)

http://www.funtim.com/wp-content/upl...y-picture1.jpg

Looks like Buddy and Henrietta were more intimate than we realised!

John	12-08-2008 08:21 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...dmain/feed.jpg

SteveDallas

12-08-2008 08:36 PM

I want to see what the other end is hooked up to!!

Elspode

12-08-2008 08:51 PM

XBox.

impress

12-08-2008 09:09 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxXEqYwnSvk

FSM meets Captain Underpants

barefoot serpent

12-09-2008 05:10 PM

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after raising the polar bear -- why not a cat?

the rest of the WTFiness is here (slightly NSFW)

impress

12-09-2008 06:10 PM

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Mayor of Shekou

12-09-2008 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by impress (Post 512151)

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That's Excellent! I want one! I don't know why, I just want it.

dar512

12-09-2008 11:26 PM

Why is it funny that the mime is the first to get it?

Or am I the only one?

lookout123

12-09-2008 11:32 PM

I find it humorous they each have mouths like blowup dolls. This has to be a saturday night live item.

xoxoxoBruce

12-09-2008 11:47 PM

No, I've seen it for sale on the web.

Here it is. http://www.mcphee.com/items/11554.html

impress

12-11-2008 07:04 AM

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Yeah, whenever I think of hard-hitting legal representation,
I never think Dershowitz, Bailey, Cochran, Miller.
No, I think "P' Ta Mon."

Don't you want to be represented by someone who looks like a Rastafarian pimp?

Shawnee123

12-11-2008 10:26 AM

I'm impressed by his bullet-proof belt buckle.

He's da mon, mon.

lookout123

12-11-2008 10:55 AM

He must be really really good though. Look how casually he leans against that Benz. He may be the best lawyer ever.

John	12-11-2008 10:56 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...ain/hcngh1.jpg

Pie	12-11-2008 11:21 AM

:confused:

Shawnee123

12-11-2008 11:25 AM

I didn't know Chris Elliott isn't American.

Other than that :confused: too.

LabRat

12-11-2008 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveDallas (Post 511887)

I want to see what the other end is hooked up to!!

teh cellar!! durrrrr.

glatt

12-11-2008 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pie (Post 512655)

:confused:

Maybe it's that the woman on the left looks like she has a huge arm? I think the table was photoshopped into the picture.

Shawnee123

12-11-2008 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dar512 (Post 512229)

Why is it funny that the mime is the first to get it?

Or am I the only one?

Hmmph...a smart unicorn would first impale the girl. She will be screaming the entire time the mime is getting it, drawing attention from passers-by. Better to make the mime first watch in silent horror as the unicorn kills the girl. Dumb criminal unicorn!

Shawnee123

12-11-2008 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt (Post 512666)

Maybe it's that the woman on the left looks like she has a huge arm?

lol...good catch!

Reminds me of a King of Queens episode.

lookout123

12-11-2008 11:46 AM

reminds me of that thread we had a long time ago - bad photoshopping in advertising or some such thing.

LabRat

12-11-2008 11:48 AM

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Seen on the U of Iowa campus awhile back...definitely made me wtf.

classicman

12-11-2008 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt (Post 512666)

Maybe it's that the woman on the left looks like she has a huge arm? I think the table was photoshopped into the picture.

Thats the arm of the "guy" that the man in the center is looking at/talking to.

I still don't get "it."

Nirvana

12-11-2008 12:40 PM

http://i414.photobucket.com/albums/p.../wtfwalker.jpg

Pie	12-11-2008 03:07 PM

Not really wtf, but I liked it.
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/...ne.1.large.jpg

limey

12-11-2008 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by barefoot serpent (Post 512139)

after raising the polar bear -- why not a cat?

the rest of the WTFiness is here (slightly NSFW)

I'll bet these people are Russian ...

impress

12-12-2008 08:43 PM

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/471...-that-happened

classicman

12-12-2008 09:13 PM

That chick is effed up!

footfootfoot

12-12-2008 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by impress (Post 513221)

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/471...-that-happened

I bet she shags like a minx [/austin powers]

Stress Puppy

12-12-2008 11:52 PM

Nothing compared to the tiger dude.

impress

12-13-2008 09:08 AM

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footfootfoot

12-13-2008 09:25 AM

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye...

impress

12-14-2008 02:52 PM

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Mayor of Shekou

12-15-2008 01:35 AM

Somewhat disturbing in the physical reality of it. But it reminds me of the Japanese TV gameshows!

(Sorry I could only post a link to it)

http://www.kontraband.com/pics/2408/Virtual-Hottie/

fargon

12-15-2008 05:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayor of Shekou (Post 513743)

Somewhat disturbing in the physical reality of it. But it reminds me of the Japanese TV gameshows!

(Sorry I could only post a link to it)

http://www.kontraband.com/pics/2408/Virtual-Hottie/

I just wasted 20 minutes playing with her.

impress

12-15-2008 07:18 AM

http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/georgie.htm
http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/hillary.htm
http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/mccain.htm
http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/barry.htm
http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/palin2.htm

Mayor of Shekou

12-15-2008 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fargon (Post 513755)

I just wasted 20 minutes playing with her.

I like grabbing her by the head or a foot and dragging her through spaces too tight for her to fit!

xhaos01

12-15-2008 11:04 PM

Well, there goes my next three days... Thanks a lot Impress

lookout123

12-16-2008 09:51 AM

We've had her here before but I don't remember being able to break her body into pieces with that one.

lumberjim

12-16-2008 12:10 PM

http://www.styleofeye.com/images/tom-leppard1.jpg

lookout123

12-16-2008 12:12 PM

dad?

Elspode

12-16-2008 04:05 PM

I was doin' okay with him until I saw his junk.

Ow.

Clodfobble

12-16-2008 04:25 PM

Is he naked? I thought he was wearing some kind of leopard-print G-string.

Elspode

12-16-2008 04:50 PM

Everything else appears to be tattooed. I don't know why his sack and hose wouldn't have been part and parcel of all that...

Still, it does appear that there's a string around his hips, so yeah, guess its a pokey pouch.

footfootfoot

12-16-2008 05:48 PM

Someone with way too much time on their hands