Yes, yum.

Do you like thighs (chicken?)

Yes I do hon!

Have you heard the joke about why KFC is like a woman?

No.

Will you tell it?

Yes I will! - bit rude, so I've hidden it

Why is a woman like a KFC?
Because once you're done with the legs and breast, all you're left with is a smelly box...

Did you find that funny?

It managed to make me smirk, so we'll go with a yes

Are you aware that the Colonel and Elvis share a home in Fiji?

No!

Is it right next door to the Morrison/Hendrix place?

Nope (although I've heard it's down the street from Tom Cruise's and William Shatner's digs)

Do you enjoy Jello shots?

Yes - they are handy because they also give your tongue a workout.

Will this thread go on forever?

Yes, because new people will become involved from time to time.
Is this the first time you've responded to a question here?

Not really. It would be mildly disturbing if you meant the other kind though.


Does anyone have some coffe to lend me?

dunno

what is coffe?

That is the sound that someone makes when they have a cold. :p

Why is water clear and snow white?

No!

Am I as clever as I think I am?

Yes.

Should I thank you for asking a yes/no question?

No, just doing my job

Are you having a good day?