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"He looks so natural... just like he did when he was alive."

Stiff now has a double meaning!;)

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Hi!!
Oh no Mr. Hand! Oooooooo!!!!

It's Mr Potato Dick!

Timmy the Testicle says:
Stop wasting it on Victoria's Secret catalogues!
One day you'll have to pay a fortune for IVF!

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Good one, Sundae!

One of the lads in one of my classes toady was busy sticking a new cover over his dictionary ... all the bikini girls from a sales catalogue. He relabeled it a "dicktionary".

Doggy strap-on?

There was an enormous dog in the vets today, barely under control.
"Don't worry," said the owner as he was dragged across the floor to meet me, "he's just a puppy!"

I wasn'tworried for me, but after all I had a poorly cat in a plastic carrier that this dog looked like it could swallow whole.

Anyway, once I was checked in and settled down on a seat I looked over again. The dog was sat down by now, and it had its lipstick out. With all the waiting room to look at, my eye kept being drawn to that waggling little pink and red thing, so out of proportion for the dog's big body.

I was very relieved when they left.

:rotflol: Thats funny.

You should see a chihauhaus....they have the opposite problem.

my boxer would drag his unit around behind him on a trolley. it was freaking huge. much bigger than his brain.

We had a dog once who's back paws were damaged and he managed to learn how to walk on his front legs. It was amazing. He wasn't a small dog either. He was a bull arab which is a large hunting dog. I don't know if it's a recognized breed in the states, but think of a pointer cross with some staghound with a bit of bull terrier thrown in for good measure.