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SteveDallas 11-17-2008 12:34 PM

I confess, I thought it was a (misguided) attempt to make the letter "W" in honor of President Bush.

Treasenuak 11-17-2008 01:37 PM

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It is cool Ibram who hasn't dealt in a little masochism
Self-injury isn't masochism. It's either a cry for help, a cry for attention, or a coping mechanism. Masochism is gaining sexual pleasure from being caused pain by another person.

impress 11-17-2008 07:20 PM

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ZenGum 11-17-2008 07:27 PM

Top right of picture frame, looks a lot like a wish-bone from a chicken.

I hope so.

footfootfoot 11-17-2008 08:43 PM

That chicken had some chubby thighs

Clodfobble 11-17-2008 09:39 PM

Maybe that's commemorating the first time Junior ate the whole chicken all by himself.

monster 11-17-2008 10:21 PM

i doubt it's the first time....

John 11-18-2008 09:08 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...nesemanfee.jpg

John 11-18-2008 09:09 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...dmain/1069.jpg

John 11-18-2008 09:10 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...teboardqy3.gif

Pie 11-18-2008 10:07 AM

No flippin' way.

sweetwater 11-18-2008 10:21 AM

#6130 inspires me to urge someone to MOOOOn a pasture full of cattle, have someone else photograph it, and post it here. C'mon now. You have the time, you have the shorts, there must be cattle and field around there somewhere. I'll wait right here. Are you going now?

footfootfoot 11-18-2008 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by John (Post 505371)

"...Probably not the same rhino..."

Shawnee123 11-18-2008 12:50 PM

OMG you just made my day, foot! That is my favorite joke, though most people just look at me blankly when I tell it!

:)

Pico and ME 11-18-2008 12:57 PM

:looking blankly:

??

W.HI.P 11-18-2008 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Nirvana (Post 503989)
OH S123 you have hurt me to my soul!? Rats? Chihuahuas are not rats!:eyebrow:

tell that to my boa

Nirvana 11-18-2008 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by W.HI.P (Post 505602)
tell that to my boa

The turkey feather or the chicken feather one?

W.HI.P 11-18-2008 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by W.HI.P (Post 505602)
tell that to my boa

http://img66.exs.cx/img66/6472/snake-eats-dog.jpg

impress 11-18-2008 09:02 PM

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dar512 11-19-2008 09:02 AM

MMmmmm sliders.

barefoot serpent 11-19-2008 10:56 AM

#6140: ♫He's got Charlie Manson eyes♫/Kim Carnes

impress 11-20-2008 03:30 AM

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Treasenuak 11-20-2008 08:26 AM

Hm. Go figure, eh?

sweetwater 11-20-2008 10:25 AM

I'm lost on #6141 - the Virginia plate that reads TIMMAY. Bueller? Bueller? or anyone?:confused:

Treasenuak 11-20-2008 10:29 AM

South Park. The boy in the wheelchair who can only say his name as a means of communication. His name is Timmy, but he pronounces it "TIMMAY!"

jinx 11-20-2008 10:30 AM

Southpark reference.

sweetwater 11-20-2008 10:34 AM

Ah, no wonder - I watched a few minutes of Southpark and turned it off (it was mutual). I know some serious fans, though, who will appreciate getting the link to the image. Thanks!

glatt 11-20-2008 01:20 PM

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glatt 11-20-2008 02:26 PM

Air Hostess School in 1947

Why don't they do that anymore?

HungLikeJesus 11-20-2008 02:38 PM

They don't?

Shawnee123 11-20-2008 03:34 PM

I want a flutodoob!

impress 11-20-2008 08:19 PM

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Hey, Glatt, here's another smoking WTF:

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footfootfoot 11-20-2008 08:49 PM

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Holy shit. I was googling something or other and I got caught in a feedback loop looking at someone's open directory of about a trillion images. Thank god I accidentally closed the borwser after seeing this image. Or I'd still be glued to the screen as my dad used to say.

impress 11-20-2008 10:44 PM

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xhaos01 11-21-2008 07:06 AM

I didn't know there was a service!!!

Ya learn something new every day

Treasenuak 11-21-2008 08:11 AM

Dude, that's not spandex. That's EVERY DAMN THING SHE WEARS... I don't think they usually make clothes that are to fit that large a frame properly. :(

John 11-21-2008 12:26 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...n/0034h4ec.jpg

glatt 11-21-2008 12:37 PM

That gives me sweaty palms just looking at that. He's got no safety back-ups at all. What happens if he gets a cramp in his leg or something?

Aliantha 11-21-2008 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 506611)
That gives me sweaty palms just looking at that. He's got no safety back-ups at all. What happens if he gets a cramp in his leg or something?


Splat?

ZenGum 11-21-2008 05:30 PM

You forgot the Whooooooosh before the splat.

Your sig line (Falling is easy, it's the landing that hurts ) is rather appropriate though.

binky 11-21-2008 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by W.HI.P (Post 505643)

see snake a few hours later in the "Fail" thread

W.HI.P 11-21-2008 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by binky (Post 506738)
see snake a few hours later in the "Fail" thread

a chiwawa goes down easier

Mayor of Shekou 11-22-2008 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by W.HI.P (Post 506753)
a chiwawa goes down easier

Is that why Paris Hilton likes them?

impress 11-22-2008 09:05 AM

http://www.flickr.com/photos/hawhawj...7605963101124/

impress 11-22-2008 09:09 AM

http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212

Flint 11-22-2008 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by impress (Post 506802)

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Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes

Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!

TheMercenary 11-22-2008 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by impress (Post 506800)

Look at the index:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/hawhawj...th/2634744477/

TheMercenary 11-22-2008 03:50 PM

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/pict....html?image=21

Elspode 11-22-2008 04:44 PM

So, I was sittin' in the pub one day, and this wanker says that he's a bigger football fan than me. No yer ain't, mate, I sez. Prove it, sez he..and...well...

ZenGum 11-22-2008 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Mayor of Shekou (Post 506798)
Is that why Paris Hilton likes them?

:lol: !

Note to self - do not open this thread while eating.

Note to all - follow Impress's link and read the comments.

Clodfobble 11-22-2008 10:58 PM

Am I missing something Zen? The comments looked pretty generic to me.

ZenGum 11-23-2008 05:39 PM

Well, I guess it depends on your background assumptions on what constitutes "normal". Maybe I live a sheltered life, but I've seldom seen book reviews like:
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Great idea for a book. In hard economic times, everyone is looking to cut down the cost of groceries, so eating my own ejaculate certainly helps. To think, I've been wasting good food in tissues and toilet paper for 20+ years. Every time I get hungry now, I just start jacking off. I'm accumulating more spunk than I know what to do with, My freezer looks like a winter wonderland of solid, frozen cum. I put a full-size freezer in my garage to store the stuff - I actually built a snowman out of cum! Looks just like Frosty!
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If everyone gets into this, it'll be like the wild, wild west - guys just shootin' everywhere! Loads will be flying all over - we'll all be wearing goggles to avoid losing an eye.

My concern is, where does this leave the ladies? What are they eating? They'll be even more dependent on men to give them cum to eat. If a chick squirts, is that juice edible? Is there a cookbook for vag juice?
etc etc etc

classicman 11-23-2008 05:45 PM

just had to do it didn't ya? couldn't just let it die. ugghhh I read it the first time and that was one time too many.

ZenGum 11-23-2008 06:07 PM

Just explaining to Clod...

xoxoxoBruce 11-23-2008 06:12 PM

They aren't book reviews. The book is a joke, (personally I think a pretty lame one, but what ever blows your skirt up) and the "reviews" are what I would expect for a lame joke book. How else would you respond to a fictitious book, but in kind?

impress 11-23-2008 08:48 PM

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ZenGum 11-23-2008 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 507257)
They aren't book reviews. The book is a joke, (personally I think a pretty lame one, but what ever blows your skirt up) and the "reviews" are what I would expect for a lame joke book. How else would you respond to a fictitious book, but in kind?

WHAT? Fictitious? A joke? I would never have realised. Thanks, Bruce, you may have just saved me from a MAJOR social blunder.

Mind you, now I have to figure out something else to cook for my date this Friday.


;)

SteveDallas 11-23-2008 09:06 PM

A quick google of the author's name turned this up....


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