Dingleschmutz is a Cutie!

Oooh! Yes, yes he is :D. One of my very best (single) friends lives in Ankeny. She once registered here as Stimpy, look her up. I'd be happy to play matchmaker . . . *wink* *wink*

I don't know...in his profile there's a really cute girl eating fuzzy dice with him. Methinks he's got a girl. Could be his sis?

But he is cute, can't deny that. :)

Ha, matchmaker? I could be a creep, ya know, she must not be THAT good of a friend...

But no, my fellow Grease fan in the profile picture is my friend Laura, I are very single. Thanks for the compliments!

Your friend doesn't seem to have posted here in a year and I half, I'm afraid... Methinks she may have something against us internerds...

Ah, yes... Dingleschmutz is quite sexy. :D

I'd do him :)

I'm an internet whore...

So that's why you fit in so well!

@ducks--we used to say "I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers."

Not sure what it means. lol

Sounds like a racist dig to me.

:lol:

HEY, dingle. You won't go for the stupid penis jokes, but eating crackers is within your realm of acceptable slapstick? (I said slap...stick heheheheee)

YOU'RE the one who was talking about eating crackers, as I recall.

Saltines, man. Captain's Wafers. Wheat Thins. Sociables.

Gutterhead. ;)

Gutterhead?? Maybe I have a form of racial self-loathing that manifests itself in the form of ritualistic cannibalism of honkies, ever think of that??

Actually, I guess that would be a worse form of perversion than being a cunning linguist, wouldn't it? Touche, Shawnee, touche... I'm a gutterhead.