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glatt 04-16-2020 10:46 AM

Did you make that poster, foots?

If so, I approve. If not, I still approve.

monster 04-16-2020 11:07 AM

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This ad appeared in my facebook feed last week

footfootfoot 04-16-2020 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 1051007)
Did you make that poster, foots?

If so, I approve. If not, I still approve.


No, it was from someone’s instagram


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Carruthers 04-17-2020 09:42 AM

I'm not a fan of sports commentators at the best of times but, credit where it's due, this chap doesn't take himself too seriously.

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Andrew Cotter, who works for BBC Sport covering major events, took his boredom and created a video in which he commentated on his two Labradors, Olive and Mabel, racing to finish their food.



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... commentated on his two Labradors, Olive and Mabel, chewing a rubber bone.


The sound is rather poor at the beginning of the second video.
Probably trying to create tension.

BigV 04-17-2020 03:59 PM

"Poor audio quality"? Maybe you're not the target audience. Dogs have keener hearing than we do after all.

Urbane Guerrilla 04-24-2020 09:42 PM

And THIS is what YouTube linked me to as a followon after the second Mabel & Olive vid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBot...re=emb_rel_end

The algorithm did have its perfectly good reasons... but, zany, zany.

lumberjim 04-29-2020 01:51 PM

http://youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg

xoxoxoBruce 04-30-2020 04:38 PM

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Shave ?

Gravdigr 05-01-2020 01:42 PM

Hah!

xoxoxoBruce 05-02-2020 01:15 AM

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If you need to whip it, whip it good...

Gravdigr 05-02-2020 07:43 AM

I'm a little disappointed I never thought of that.

Ima go listen to DEVO now.

I might even whip it.

BigV 05-02-2020 12:51 PM

Or The Dazz Band


xoxoxoBruce 05-03-2020 02:34 AM

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The Michelin Bibendum Band...

BigV 05-03-2020 09:47 AM

:eek:

Griff 05-03-2020 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 1051943)
If you need to whip it, whip it good...

Another solid argument for a drill press... gaining momentum

xoxoxoBruce 05-03-2020 11:38 AM

Argument for a drill press? We don't have no argument. We don't need no stinking argument. The need of a drill press is self evident.

Clodfobble 05-03-2020 11:52 AM

It seems to me that any regular user of a drill press would risk instinctively raising the bit before turning it off--thus splattering their kitchen in a glorious Jackson Pollack of chocolate cake batter.

xoxoxoBruce 05-03-2020 11:56 AM

Good point, a foot pedal might help.

BigV 05-03-2020 12:01 PM

or raise the table to immerse the tool in the mix before turning it on. just leave the quill alone.

sexobon 05-03-2020 12:07 PM

Let the kids lick the whisk as its coming up.

Gravdigr 05-04-2020 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 1052051)
It seems to me that any regular user of a drill press would risk instinctively raising the bit before turning it off--thus splattering their kitchen in a glorious Jackson Pollack of chocolate cake batter.

Mind over batter.

Gravdigr 05-04-2020 01:32 PM

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footfootfoot 05-05-2020 03:17 PM

Ow. That really hurt, Charlie. And it's still hurting.

Gravdigr 05-16-2020 02:03 PM

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Carruthers 05-27-2020 09:44 AM

When you're a sports commentator without any sport on which to comment(ate), you still have to fill in the time somehow.

Another one from Mabel and Olive...


Happy Monkey 05-28-2020 08:55 PM

A friend of mine is doing standup from his living room during quarantine.


Walk on the Ridiculous Side

Griff 05-29-2020 09:18 AM

Senior Grinder was a rough place to go first time out.

xoxoxoBruce 06-18-2020 10:41 PM

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Logic, politician style.

xoxoxoBruce 06-20-2020 01:55 AM

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You know somebody is going to do it, that way they don't have to burn the 5G tower to avoid the virus 5G spreads. :rolleyes:

BigV 06-20-2020 11:06 AM

wow, finally, one of these ... internet PSAs that I kinda love.

Gravdigr 06-26-2020 08:56 AM

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BigV 07-04-2020 10:55 AM

Hahahaha!



(I wonder if that's the Timmy that fell down the well back in the day. Guess that wouldn't have been *too* traumatic.)

xoxoxoBruce 07-05-2020 12:52 AM

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This is one of my all time favorites...

bebes reborn 07-07-2020 04:36 PM

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I love this bebes hiperrealist and his carros de bebes reborn.
Your sincerely

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Diaphone Jim 07-10-2020 02:52 PM

He's baaack!

https://www.thefarside.com/

Griff 07-10-2020 08:48 PM

Good news!

footfootfoot 07-10-2020 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 1054830)
This is one of my all time favorites...

reminds me of the "you're not in it for the hunting, are you?"joke

footfootfoot 08-13-2020 01:05 PM

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Because I have the teenagers I am hip to the lingo. To wit: Such hip. So lingo.


Actually I am, against my will, quite up to date with memes and the like. I saw this and it cracks me up every time. Almost as much as "Yo mama so fat when she was diagnosed with flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 60 years to live."


Here is Gamora and Thanos for your memetic pleasure:

Clodfobble 08-13-2020 01:14 PM

I laughed out loud.

fargon 08-13-2020 01:44 PM

yeet?

Clodfobble 08-13-2020 01:50 PM

To quickly and aggressively throw away an item. Less often, to brazenly steal someone else's item.

fargon 08-13-2020 01:54 PM

Okay Thank You Ma'am.

XAgent 08-15-2020 04:05 PM

Whale, I didn't see that coming.

https://i.redd.it/gjm09gujayg51.png

Ibby 08-21-2020 10:13 AM

this thread has like, sixteen years of boomer meme archaeology

decades from now intrepid internet memologists will carefully excavate this thread and find boomer memes they thought were lost in the great facebook purge of 2033, its great

Gravdigr 08-21-2020 11:25 PM

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SteveDallas 08-31-2020 11:21 AM

OK that last one genuinely made me LOL.

Diaphone Jim 08-31-2020 07:16 PM

The last one made me spend about ten minutes trying to figure it out.
I guess never saw the commeercials.
Don't know how cartoonists feel about add-ons.

BigV 08-31-2020 09:21 PM

It's a distinctive red, hearty and memorable. It is rather sweet, but can vary widely depending on the vintage. The red pictured here would have very strong cherry notes with a lingering aftertaste of brick dust. There are many different varietals, most of them very fruit forward. It's almost always served cold, even over ice. Even though you're not familiar with it, I bet your reaction to a chilled glass on a hot day would be "Oh yeah!"

Gravdigr 08-31-2020 09:43 PM

I had to 'splain that one to Momdigr, too.

She didn't remember the commercials.

xoxoxoBruce 08-31-2020 11:06 PM

The US drinks 563 million gallons of Kool-Aid a year, half (17 gal/sec) during the 3 summer months.
That shit makes me gag, I can't even. But I know given half a chance it'll bust through a brick wall.

glatt 09-01-2020 07:24 AM

I loved it as a kid.

I'm an adult now.

Diaphone Jim 09-01-2020 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 1057276)
I had to 'splain that one to Momdigr, too.

She didn't remember the commercials.

I was right: I do not think I ever saw one of those.
The Pete Rose one may date them.

Happy Monkey 09-01-2020 03:52 PM

I've been curious about Kool-Aid pickles...


Not curious enough to do anything about it though.

BigV 09-01-2020 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 1057276)
I had to 'splain that one to Momdigr, too.

She didn't remember the commercials.

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt (Post 1057300)
I loved it as a kid.

I'm an adult now.

That was then.

This is now.


xoxoxoBruce 09-01-2020 09:38 PM

Didn't he used to do things like knock down a wall so kids could watch a ballgame rather than just destroying shit because he can?

Gravdigr 09-02-2020 02:28 PM

I killed that brain cell long ago.

Griff 09-02-2020 03:39 PM

We used to put grain alcohol in that. I don't have any desire.

Gravdigr 09-05-2020 10:45 AM

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footfootfoot 09-06-2020 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 1057284)
The US drinks 563 million gallons of Kool-Aid a year, half (17 gal/sec) during the 3 summer months.
That shit makes me gag, I can't even. But I know given half a chance it'll bust through a brick wall.

Richard Brautigan has a short story in Trout Fishing In America called "Kool-Aid Wino."



The Kool-Aid Wino


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