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Beest 10-23-2008 11:03 PM

[pushes glasses fixed with band aid up nose]actually Warhammer was a paper and dice role playing game competitor to Dungeons and Dragons "the limb is severed, death due to shock and blood loss are almost instantaneous" Warhammer 40K is a table top wargame, risk on crack as described[/pushes glasses fixed with band aid up nose]

:2cents:

Stress Puppy 10-23-2008 11:58 PM

I'm not sad to know less than you on this.

impress 10-24-2008 12:53 AM

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Well, I feel a little less clueless, thank you all. And thank you for the kind compliment, Cicero.

Okie dokie, another wtf image:

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spudcon 10-24-2008 06:22 AM

It's a bunch of people waiting for politicians and the media to tell the truth.

classicman 10-24-2008 07:29 AM

:lol2:

Treasenuak 10-24-2008 10:50 AM

ah, I had Warhammer and Warhammer 40K mixed up. Thank you for the correction. :)

John 10-24-2008 11:53 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...n/00095fpf.jpg

That being said: Warhammer 40K isn't just a "wargame". It's a *collectible* wargame, where you build your own army and you assemble and paint and modify your miniatures.

Seriously. 40K fans who build full armies are *scary*. We're talking hundreds of dollars and *thousands* of hours of work, here.

It's the geek equivalent of people who restore classic cars by hand.

John 10-24-2008 11:54 AM

PS: Sorry, I'm married. No hooking up with strange internet people.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6.../forsweden.jpg

Undertoad 10-24-2008 12:07 PM

Oh yeah. It's not the fact that she has a flag in her ass, it's the fact that it's pink with a cross sign on it.

Scriveyn 10-24-2008 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by John (Post 497148)


Song Lyrics
IS THAT ALL THERE IS?
Peggy Lee

SPOKEN:
I remember when I was a very little girl, our house caught on fire.
I'll never forget the look on my father's face as he gathered me up
in his arms and raced through the burning building out to the pavement.
I stood there shivering in my pajamas and watched the whole world go up in flames.
And when it was all over I said to myself, "Is that all there is to a fire"

SUNG:
Is that all there is, is that all there is
If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing
Let's break out the booze and have a ball
If that's all there is
...


glatt 10-24-2008 01:29 PM

I bet the kid was watching the fire and the parent asked her to look at the camera for the picture. She forced a smile, because that's what you do when dad takes your picture. But she didn't feel like smiling, so it came out looking all freaky.

Cicero 10-24-2008 01:38 PM

I think she did it. j/k

glatt 10-24-2008 01:39 PM

you're supposed to

classicman 10-24-2008 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Cicero (Post 497214)
I think she did it. j/k

me too - I looked up evil in the dictionary and that girls pic is there!

SteveDallas 10-24-2008 02:13 PM

"That'll teach them to serve lima beans for dinner."

Cicero 10-24-2008 02:13 PM

Satan's daughter. Totally. :)

dar512 10-24-2008 03:00 PM

She's going to hate that picture when she finds it on the internet someday.

Cicero 10-24-2008 03:03 PM

I wonder who posted it on the internet on the first place....Here's a better question, who is taking photos of their daughter while their house is burning down?

That might be more evil than the way the photo looks.

glatt 10-24-2008 03:21 PM

It's the neighbor's house, and they are out there gawking and taking pictures. If it was your house on fire, you wouldn't have grabbed your camera on the way out, and you wouldn't be calm enough to take such a perfectly composed shot.

impress 10-24-2008 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Cicero (Post 497234)
Satan's daughter. Totally. :)


Yep, here's what she scrawled on the bathroom wall:

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Cicero 10-24-2008 03:27 PM

That's what I was imagining(glatt)......I also imagined that it wasn't the owner of the house that posted the photos on the internet. I think the whole thing is a bit cruel.

daniwong 10-24-2008 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Beest (Post 496981)
[pushes glasses fixed with band aid up nose]actually Warhammer was a paper and dice role playing game competitor to Dungeons and Dragons "the limb is severed, death due to shock and blood loss are almost instantaneous" Warhammer 40K is a table top wargame, risk on crack as described[/pushes glasses fixed with band aid up nose]

:2cents:

Also - now - you have Warhammer Online that is an MMORPG (massive multiplayer online role playing game). I have it - I also play WoW (World of Warcraft) as well - and yes I'm a girl and there is a pic around here somewhere to prove that.

Sundae 10-24-2008 06:02 PM

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Some kids just take bad news differently than others

John 10-24-2008 06:03 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...0007ha5b-1.gif

impress 10-24-2008 10:14 PM

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Elspode 10-24-2008 11:31 PM

Fidel can't believe he's just been 'mated by a 12 year old kid?

Stormieweather 10-25-2008 12:46 AM

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Originally Posted by daniwong (Post 497322)
Also - now - you have Warhammer Online that is an MMORPG (massive multiplayer online role playing game). I have it - I also play WoW (World of Warcraft) as well - and yes I'm a girl and there is a pic around here somewhere to prove that.

Oooohhh, another female gamer :D . I play both of those as well as Everquest 1.

Scriveyn 10-25-2008 04:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by impress (Post 497379)

Is that Che's ghost hovering and sniggering?

skysidhe 10-25-2008 10:22 AM

http://www.johnclearygallery.com/pic...aragua1957.jpg

impress 10-25-2008 11:49 AM

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ZenGum 10-26-2008 06:30 PM

Yeah, WTF is it with kids these days?

Basketball boots with a tuxedo, indeed. And their cummerbunds don't match their weapons. No style at all.

TheMercenary 10-26-2008 08:45 PM

Nice.

impress 10-26-2008 10:11 PM

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Crimson Ghost 10-26-2008 11:01 PM

For easier penetration.

ZenGum 10-27-2008 03:52 AM

Just as a special treat, mind you.

gtown 10-27-2008 11:15 AM

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foreclosure agent?

impress 10-27-2008 06:14 PM

OMFG:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=86e_1225055845

Elspode 10-27-2008 08:10 PM

Jeebus. That's so *wrong*.

morethanpretty 10-27-2008 08:12 PM

Isn't there something called "shaking baby syndrome"?

impress 10-27-2008 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by morethanpretty (Post 498217)
Isn't there something called "shaking baby syndrome"?

Not to mention dislocated joints and fractured bones, torn ligaments and muscle tissues, etc. It's wrong on so many levels.

Aliantha 10-27-2008 08:54 PM

And also that you should never even lift a baby or child by their arms even if it is easier. As Bri mentioned, the ligament and muscle damage can be tremendous, and it will affect the childs motor functions later in life, particularly if it is as vigorous as that.

impress 10-27-2008 09:40 PM

This is seriously disturbing. NOT FOR THE WEAK OF HEART OR OF STOMACH. Very real cannibalism. Worse, it's cannibalism of fetuses. Make sure you have a bucket at the ready for your inevitable hurlage.

classicman 10-27-2008 09:53 PM

Nah, The Chinese are "good ole boys" just like the rest of us. :headshake

Cicero 10-27-2008 10:18 PM

Actually, North Koreans have been (cannibals)doing it since what, '98? Funny the article came out of Seoul when the people, right above them, you know....

classicman 10-27-2008 11:04 PM

birds of a feather

Scriveyn 10-28-2008 02:47 AM

With the baby video, this came to mind (can't remember where I got it from):

Baby roused its father's ire
By a cold and formal lisp,
So he placed it on the fire
And reduced it to a crisp,
Mother said: Oh, stop a bit,
This is overdoing it.

John 10-28-2008 08:11 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...onderumbra.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...rdmain/117.jpg

SteveDallas 10-28-2008 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by John (Post 498359)

Nice!!


Quote:

Originally Posted by John (Post 498359)

Ahh, I see you snuck in and got pictures of my visit to the dentist yesterday afternoon.

impress 10-28-2008 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveDallas (Post 498393)
Ahh, I see you snuck in and got pictures of my visit to the dentist yesterday afternoon.

That sent shivers....

John 10-29-2008 03:19 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...n/000kh3h6.jpg

John 10-29-2008 03:20 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...age_ORZmpE.jpg

xhaos01 10-29-2008 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by John (Post 498845)

Thats pretty cool, actually

impress 10-29-2008 11:38 PM

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Crimson Ghost 10-30-2008 01:54 AM

"Kennedy got Monroe. Clinton got Lewinski. And this is what I get? What the fuck?"

Elspode 10-30-2008 10:04 PM

'Shopped...

Too bad, though, as it is probably accurate.

I have a djembe very similar to that one.

John 10-31-2008 06:02 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...in/turban3.jpg

SteveDallas 10-31-2008 09:03 AM

I was going to wear that for Halloween, but it wouldn't fit into my minivan.

classicman 10-31-2008 10:36 AM

hahahaha

Crimson Ghost 10-31-2008 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by John (Post 499399)

We represent the Lollipop Guild...

impress 10-31-2008 08:19 PM

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In the spirit of the holiday, I present WTF costumes:

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