Man, those smugglers, boy, they'll do anything...:lol2:

Toilet tissue crime is rife, rife I tell you.

Coronavirus: Three men arrested over loo roll haul

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Link

"I'm just warnin' y'all, Justin's prolly busy right now."

Not sure if this link will work for all, but we'll give it a go.
same vein:

https://www.facebook.com/sue.gwynne1...MTg1/?sk=h_chr

I love that. :thumb:

We used to have an anarchist newsletter here which had a regular feature called 'Crap Arrest Of The Week'.

I think this story would have fitted in quite nicely.

There's a Merkin version floating around, too.

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Um.. You done goofed. Consequences will never be the same.

Why is this in the humor thread?

The cremation cartoon makes me feel sick to the stomach. I want to hide away and say nothing and pretend it didn't happen so we can move on in this thread. Humor is often funny because it challenges boundaries. But this is a boundary that shouldn't have been breached imo. This is not for me. ymmv but I just wanted to tell you how I felt. :(

I came here to post a funny, but now I'm going to go away and do something else for a bit.

I apologize to those who don't like it. I was born with a gene that causes me to see even the blackest black humor as funny. It is sometimes a bad thing in public.

But also I must admit love the awkward look monkey puppet meme so much. It is a close second to the woman yelling at dinner cat meme.

It is common for people to use dark humor in time of stress and uncertainty, (( is that a real word?) It's sick humor but I wasn't offended. When I was a kid polio affected alot of people that I grew up and went to school with, my brother included. But we still told polio jokes.

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Yeah, I know, I just didn't feel true to myself if I didn't say something. Here's the one I was gonna post to piss off the Christians

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If you're planted six feet under, you're maintaining the recommended distance. Should be OK.

I'm a Christian, and I'm not pissed.

That's because you're the real deal bro.

I think my main level of discomfort was not so much the subject matter (although...) as the suggestion that the current Germans are "guilty" A bit like I don't really have a problem with saying this virus originated in China, but I do have a problem with people in America attacking anyone who "Looks Chinese" in the street. It's not my fault they're so stupid, but I'm ok with not calling it the Chinese virus in a place where these dicks might latch on to that if it helps protect innocent members of society.

I just feel children should not be responsible for the sins of their parents... I'll shut up now... :)

Sometimes children are the sins of their parents. ;)

I don't think Chinese virus is specific enough. Aren't most of the nasty ones from there?

Have to tack the year on the end.

Undertoad done goofed..?

Whether he goofed or not is subjective, I don't think so.
But the cyberbullying of Jessi Slaughter and the death of her father are far from humorous.
Apparently the origin of a lot of memes are less than pleasant which I really wasn't aware of.

Looks like it might rain, gotta go put my soapbox away.

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squ: if dealer had really tight buns, it could work....

.....heads out to stock up on spaghetti.....

ooh.... lasagne :D

Haha yes lasagne could work. You'd have to pre-soak it of course.

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I'm currently working on a double decker version in my secret laboratory somewhere in England.

Excellent.

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These are good points, I was not careful in considering the context of these memes-- this was a reference to a time where I enjoyed more coarse, less socially aware humor. Thank you for correcting me, I will not use this joke anymore.

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Also, I was responding to a joke about, literally, the Holocaust. So, ...

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Bullshit, yes you will. http://cellar.org/2012/bwekk.gif


Valid point, although indirect unless you're Picard.

Sorry, what about Picard?

Clumsy character development but I cared about them by the end.

Picard can make it so.

From a Russian site...

There are winners and losers in life.

The losers stay at home, watch tv, and eat pizza.

The winners... wait.

Looks like they're both totaled...

LOL

Excellent illustration of the function of crumple zones. Or it's photoshopped/staged BS, but still funny.

But what did it hit first?

Shaped like a pole...

Might have been a Czech.

A Czech that didn't bounce. ;)

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Because of my lysdexia I was told I’d be crap at poetry, but I’ve made a teapot, several bowls and a vase that I’m quite proud of.


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Ha!

Have you met the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac who'd lay awake at night wondering if there really is a dog?

... you guys are on a roll...

At 7:45 am today at a grocery store that opened at 8am for seniors only. A young man came from the parking lot and tried to cut in at the front of the line, but an old lady beat him back into the parking lot with her cane.

He returned and tried to cut in again but an old man punched him, then knocked him to the ground and thrashed him with his walker.

But then the guy came back again and approached the line a third time! This time the guy says, "Look, if you damned old codgers don't let me unlock the door, none of you will ever get in there!"

Obviously the first two overlooked going through his pockets... you know, for loose change or dope.

I'm kinda glad I'm too tired to replace Jesus' crown of thorns with a corona on this not-so-fucking-good-friday. But the day is young.....

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I went to a flash nightclub last Friday and there was a famous female pop star sitting in a private area.
I don't know how it happened, but she called me over and we really hit it off.
Everything was going fine until we went back to my place.
I turned on the light and she gave a disgusted laugh and said "That's really pathetic!
How do you think you'll satisfy me with such a tiny thing like that?"
"Gee" I said "I'm sorry Adele, but it was the biggest fridge I could afford".

Resurrecting an old friend for this apropos image.

Good morning Squirrel, how you doing?