No.

Did you have someone that you wanted to kiss?

Yes.



Have you ever just lit out for the territories?

No

Have you ever started a forest fire?

No

Have you met Smokey the Bear?

Hell yes, I AM Smokey the Bear! Or at least Stampy the Rhino.


Can you start a fire with flint and steel?

I most certainly can, assuming the steel is in the form of a thumbwheel and the flint is pressed against it with a small spring, and there's a reservoir of butane which is released with the push of a small button.

Can you start a fire with sticks?

No. I tried in my youth, using a dowel chucked into a drill and held against a board. I figure if an electric drill can't spin a dowel fast enough against a board to start a fire, then the stories I heard about the indians doing it with a bow must be bullshit. Or at least highly suspect.

Have you ever in your life been flexible enough to put your feet behind your head?

Yes, but don't ask for the pictures.


Can you stick it in your ear?

Yes, I can stick a Q-tip in my ear but there is a warning on the package.


Have you ever almost killed yourself using heavy equipment?

Not this week, but yes.

Have you ever felt like, "aw just fuck it"?

Yup.

Then her husband came home.

Have you ever tried to get dressed in a dark closet with a pocket full of change and an angry husband with a shotgun on the other side of the door?

no. why arent you on a milk carton?

yes, no?

Has Sun been away too long and forgotten how to play? :p

Yes, the Sparkz aren't flying as one would expect, here or elsewhere!

Is it playtime yet?