Bloated dead raccoon cadavers.

:yum:

I have seen that book, but when I checked my outdoors section of my library, I couldn't find it.

Heh... Dude may have come up with the idea on his own, but he certainly wasn't the first. What he's made is an elemental formula, the kind my kids were on for several months back in 2010-2011. Also called "complete enteral nutrition." There are several options on the market, but I also know parents who have made their own the same way he is doing, either to control cost, or because they don't like some of the extra ingredients in the retail versions.

He says in the article;
The all knowing internet. He may have even read some of your writings in his search.

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WANT!!!:drool:

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KISS Hello Kitty Toilet Paper

Fuck. Ing. A.

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It looks OK but most of the metals we eat are in ion form not in metals, so that may cause a problem, but other than that perhaps blend it with a cup of ice and two teaspoons of vanilla.

:eek:

Moar KISS merch:

All these came from BusinessPundit's "15 Amazingly Bizarre KISS Merchandising Products"

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aaaaand I'm done.

Yesrealky. This is where I am staying tonight!:eek:

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In London?!

They haven't had wine since... I don't know when... 1969, maybe...

Wait 'til he tries to check out...

“Google Nose,” still in Beta, “leverages new and existing technologies
to offer the sharpest olfactory experience available.”
Scratch and sniff books are one way to use Google Nose;
self-driving new car smell is another possible experience.

"...new self-driving car smell..."

:lol2:

We're out!

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Yeah, I forgot who I was posting at.

Sorry Limes.

:haha:

http://www.himalayansaltinhaler.com/

http://img.diytrade.com/cdimg/217872...1266637305.jpg

Well who'd a thought salt and lungs were such a great combination, not me that's for sure,:smack:
maybe they cold make the pot out of Uranium clay, for extra Revigation :nuke:

It's supposed to be good for asthma and stuff, i don't think it's for getting high :P

My lips are chapped just looking at that picture.

It looks like one of those pots where you shove liquids up your nose.

I am going to invent a system that runs a regular everyday garden hose (or maybe a fire hose, for the real hypochondriacs) through a salt block, then attaches into your ass (this is the engineering part where I'm, um, stuck on the design details...maybe like a funnel shape with outwardly turned ridges so it keeps it in?) Turn the water on high, and clear out every passage you have. And some you didn't know you had.

I just remembered that you are an expert in that area, being a former producer of such devices yourself.

I think you just reinvented the colonic

No, this isn't just for the colon. It's for noses and ears and baginas and moufs. It even reopens your belly button and spews out lint.

Takes care of all that weird orifice stuff all at once.

A few nights ago, I watched a tv program about the vision of predators and their prey.

It seems that starting with some sort of fleshy, water-living worm eons ago,
a light-sensitive tissue evolved into the skull- and eye- stucture that
is common to all predators from the time of dinosaurs to today.

That is, prey animals have eyes yielding wide fields of vision with little or no overlap.
But predators have two forward-looking eyes with overlapping fields of acute vision for depth perception.

They used a cartoon video to describe the evolution of the retina, the lens, and the tapetal membrane of wolves and lions.
Then this video showed up today in the Google News...

The Hello Kitty Chia Pet.

I just received one as a gift.

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!

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See you, suckers!

Ministry of Funny Walks clock: Priceless.

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Lawn chairs.

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Love the clock, Grav!


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How do you run a lawnmower up the side of that chair?

Regardless of the amusement value, I'm not charmed by the idea of sitting in a lump that is also attractive to ticks and hornets.

So, you won't be giving me any lap dances then, eh? ;)

The clock is great, Grav. I want one.

And then a turn with the anti-gravity slippers.

I'll permethrin you thoroughly first, my dear.

Don't y'all want to check each other for ticks?

:eek:

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Well, after rubbing some of this (or pretty much anything else) on there, I guess it would be left feeling 'soft' and relieved...

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That puzzle isn't even the worst, Grav. I've seen one that has no edges, is laid out hexagonally instead of in a standard rectangle grid, and on the other side of the puzzle is printed the same repetitive image, but rotated 180 degrees.

I saw one once called 'Spilled Milk" ... it was ALL white, irregularly shaped, 1000 pcs....

I like a puzzle - but that's going too far

Our family makes every jigsaw puzzle impossible.

There is always someone who swipes one puzzle piece,
and it's not realized until we get down to the last few pieces.

My middle daughter has an evil reputation for this, so
everyone thinks of her first, and gives her the hard time
...whether she did it that particular time or not.

That would infuriate me.

I had a fun puzzle where all of the pieces were the same shape, and the picture looked fine in many configurations, but you had to use clues on the pieces themselves to figure out where they went.

I'm puzzled by the price. $74? Wow.

Out of print.

Folding kayak.

This folding kayak is made from the same material as those corrugated plastic political signs.
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They stamp out a sheet into a special shape.
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Crease folds into it like origami, and add some hardware and fittings. So it looks like this when you start to fold it into a kayak.
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It folds into a kayak shape and a few buckles and gaskets hold it together watertight, which is easy because the panel edges are all above the waterline and only the folds are below the waterline. It's quite rigid.
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Folds up into a lightweight 25 pound package you can put in the trunk of your car.

This isn't a suitcase that holds the kayak. The suitcase IS the kayak.
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I think it would be cool to have one.

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I've never shopped for a kayak before--is that more or less than a traditional low-end fiberglass kayak?

You can get a pretty decent ABS kayak for that much, $300 for a low end model. Fiberglass kayaks are sort of like CDs, most people are just using Mp3s these days.

The panel edges are above the waterline, but don't kayaks roll?

There's supposed to be a gasket or something. There are pictures on FB of somebody rolling it repeatedly.

It's competitively priced. It appears to be more rigid than a molded plastic cheaper kayak, so I bet it competes more with the more expensive Fiberglass ones and is lighter than they are. 25 pounds is pretty amazing.

That really is amazing. To be able to fold it up and put it in the trunk of your car ... I love it!

I'm skeptical about its longevity. It seems more novelty or emergency that practical.
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Time will tell. It's also a little on the short side at only 12 feet long. I wonder how it handles? I think it's a neat idea though. Those corrugated plastic signs are very durable, so I would expect it to last as long as the molded plastic ones. I'll let the early adopters beta test it. I already have a kayak.