Have it your way.

Bacon of the month club

Here's what you get:

- A different artisan bacon delivered to your door each month for 12 months
- Informative notes on all bacon selections
- Discounts on The Grateful Palate bacon products and bacons
- Bacon of the Month Club Membership Card
- The bacon strip - our members only monthly bacon comic strip
- The Bacon of the Month Club Pig Ballpoint Pen
- A little Rubber Toy Pig
- One free Bacon Tee Shirt
- A recipe each month using the bacon selected
- Discounts on suggested wines and products in recipes
- And a pig nose!

:rolleyes:

That's certainly more believable than the idea that bacon, ham, and pork all come from the same wonderful maaaagical animal.

That animal with white feathers and an orange beak? - Of course not! Everybody knows bacon comes from those animals with the long nose, elephants.

Perhaps they think it's baaaaack bacon?

Yuuuum. Bacini.

That would be the 26% of the population who are observant Jews and Muslims, then? ;) "No, I never eat any flesh of pig....."

Hmmm... or their kids they've been lying to. :idea:

Wait a goddamn minute. Are you telling me that bacon isn't a vegetable???

Bacon as an action figure??

Love the tag line on the box.

How have you been Big Sarge?

Not to steal this thread, but things have been a little tough lately. The rain has really increased the rollovers. I had to assist with the safety investigation of one where the TC was ejected and then the 1151 came down on his chest. Wasn't a pretty sight. Also, I've been extended till the Aug draw down.

I'll quit whining now

bacon

!....wtf?

The perfect food.

What did they do with the core of sausage they removed so that the burritos would fit? The sweet, sweet sausage...aaaaagghhhh.

That's what she said.

Bacon-cheeseburger-turtles

Bacon-cheeseburger-turtle-dogs

I saw this pic and nearly barfed. I think it's the charbroiled heads and feet that make me want to retch.

Well, at least Leonardo got away...

Charcoal will settle your tummy. ;)

Looks like bacon, but it's really a cake.

Oh, man. That ought to be illegal. False advertising.

Unless it is bacon flavored cake?

Put Baconaise on it for topping. ;)

Every kid should have these.

OMFG. And it's not even 2012 yet.

I WANT ONE!

Bacon donut

http://www.odditycentral.com/pics/ed...acon-lamp.html

http://www.odditycentral.com/pics/yo...rying-pan.html
"Toby Elles, a 22-year-old from Lancaster, Britain, set off to make himself a late-night snack, but got a lot more than he bargained for.

"After drinking a few beers with his housemate, Toby thought some bacon would make a great snack before hitting the sack, so he put it into the frying pan, turned on the oven and lied down on the couch. An hour later, he woke up to a house filled with smoke and, worse still, burned bacon. It was a true culinary disaster that could have had dire consequences.

"But after scraping the bacon off the pan, young Toby Elles learned miracles can be born out of disasters. The face of Jesus Christ was staring back at him, from the pan! The greasy image had eyes, nose and all the distinctive features of our Lord. Toby now thinks it was, no doubt, some sort of miracle, and decided never to wash the sacred pan. He’s even taking into consideration placing it in a glass cabinet, so it can protect him, in the future.

"All I have to say is this: If this doesn’t prove the divine nature of bacon, I don’t know what will!"

St Pats bacon

eeeeew?

So where exactly is the line between bacon and lard?

Somewhere in Hatfield, Pa

Thanks to jury duty, where I was trapped talking to one of their employees for several hours, I now know that they are called the "Home of the Smiling Porker" because of the electrocution rictus the pigs look like they're smiling.

I was very upset when they removed the smiling pig cartoon and that tagline from the sign at the plant. At least they still have the statue of the happy pig being escorted to it's certain death by the hog-wrangler (not sure if that's Mr. Hatfield or not).

a bacon tampon?

http://www.futuregirl.com/craft_blog...04/bacon_o.jpg

....apparently it's a bacon of hate which, of course, is so much less WTF :lol:

And this was stumbled upon also.

What's the FAIL? That some of the bacon fell off?

Somebody put a celery stalk on the plate. :greenface

that they only used a 6" roll?

I think that might be a side-view of iceberg lettuce on the sandwich, UT.

Lettuce? Why those damn dirty apes!

Breakfast bouquet.

Bacon roses are AWESOME.
I want a dozen.

You can have bacon, wrapped with angel food, dipped in chocolate...

http://cellar.org/2010/bacangelfoodchoc.jpg

...or bacon and french fries, glued together with corndog batter, deep fried, on a stick...

http://cellar.org/2010/baconffcondog.jpg

...or not. ;)

Bacon Breakfast Pizza

want

Yeah, that looks really good.

Breakfast pizza needs more bacon.

Also bacon-angelfood-choc needs outer layer of bacon.

jus' sayin'

You iz now Murkin.

except I can't vote when Bacon runs for President.

btw, I really did enter a kid for the rcent swim meet with his first name as Bacon. It's his nickname, but he's even in the school directory as Bacon. And yes, his younger brother is Ham.

Last name Burger?

No. Something that relates to Canada.

Bacon WTF
 

Kinda bacon...