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Waiting for Godoot.

Did you know the Chinese discovered the entire world... except Europe.

Is that why all the places, except Europe, end in -uh?

America
Africa
Asia
Australia
Antarctica
Canada
India
Russia


China

Aruba :D

, Jamaica, ooh, I wanna take ya to
Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama
Key Larga, Montega
Baby why don't we ga

To the Koko-ma,
We'll get there fast and then we'll take it sla.

It was 88 dagrees here yestaday. I ain't ghana ga ta na stanking beach.

Just looked back at this and... it says here, the farthest they got was the middle east and east Africa.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treasure_voyages

Even had I not previously read about the treasure voyages, just the claim they explored the whole world and missed Europe, screams bullshit. ;)

Four years and mucho dinaro right down the pooper. :Flush:

Need an Intern With a Strong Sense of Entitlement and Bad Manners? Hire a Rich Kid
More, as they say, at the link. :eyeroll:

Fountain
 

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In case you were wondering who's running this popcorn stand.

Dwellar Carruthers, white courtesy phone, Dwellar Carruthers pick up the white courtesy phone please.

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You rang, sir?

just thought you might be interested in the air traffic controller map posted above.

My post was written in the style of the PA announcer calling Captain Oveur in the movie Airplane! I guess you had to be there....

Thanks for that. All is now clear!

It's a long time since I last saw Airplane and have forgotten most of it.
I do recall one scene where someone says that 'the sh!t is going to hit the fan'.
A large quantity of ordure then hurtles across the room and 'interfaces with the air conditioning'.

Off now to Amazon to search out the DVD. :D

:lol:

Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.
Female announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.
Male announcer: [later] The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the white zone.
Female announcer: No, the white zone is for loading of passengers and there is no stopping in a RED zone.
Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading and unloading of passengers. There's never stopping in a white zone.
Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for stopping!
Male announcer: Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again.
[Later]
Male announcer: There's just no stopping in a white zone.
Female announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
Male announcer: It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.

Ted Striker: My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar.
Elaine Dickinson: When will you be back?
Ted Striker: I can't tell you that. It's classified

First Somebody: We've got to get this man woman person to a hospital!

Somebody Else: A hospital? What is it?

First Somebody: It's a big building with lots of windows, but, that's not important now...

I have a hard time imagining a more quotable movie. Just genius.

Adaptability...

We had either the admiral, maestro, or G.E. when I was a kid.

Our hi-fi had the multi-stackable spindle for 33s. I actually had a double album set (either Wings Over America or Tommy, I forget) that was set up 1/4, 2/3 so you could stack them and then flip the whole stack to play the other sides in order. My Beatles double albums were 1/2, 3/4.

I've had a few of those.

Teeth.

Down home wisdom.

The Beatles can't wait to get their hands on your butt.

Ladies, I have the solution for that messy jewelry box where every time you try to extract something to wear, it always ends up tangled with all those extra strings of pearls.

John thinks he can handle my butt one-handed.
Paul knows he's wrong.

Dr Dana showed us hot chicks can be smart too. Here are more.

Dong Tao Chickens, up to 6 kg, $2500 a pair.

CHICKENS GOT CANKLES!!!

I thought this guy was original, turns out he is a plagiarist. :rolleyes:

Oh my god, they need socks to make the outfit sing. :rolleyes:

Uh Oh

Oof.

I'm guessing selectively bred for chicken feet for the Chinese DimSum market. It's funny to me because last night the inch, the mm, and I were talking about cultural preferences for different parts of chicken and how the US is one of the few (or only?) countries that prefer white meat and how chickens here have been bred to produce larger breasts. I wondered if other countries bred chickens to have larger parts of the type they preferred eating.

Is this proof?

OK Vietnamese. Do Vietnamese like chicken feet?

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Fixed it.

The TYWKIWDBI blog is the source of this pic:

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Back in the 60's we lived there for a while,
and were told that when your lane of traffic is stopped at a STOP sign,
once you have stopped your own car, you don't have to stop again for that intersection.

What this meant in heavy traffic was that when one car got through the intersection,
all the other cars behind it could and did go right on thru - without stopping.
But, then the cross-traffic was then caught in a dead stop.

Once I was first car caught in such a blockage, so I had my wife take the wheel.
I got out of the car and (carefully) stepped in front of a car coming thru the intersection.
When that car stopped, and my wife drove through the gap
... as did all the cars behind her !

It was incredible how angry was the driver of the car I stopped
... and all the drivers behind him.

Thankfully many idiots eventually remove themselves from the gene pool, just try not to stand too close.

http://s24.postimg.org/v4dbe0f9x/Impressive.jpg

Impressive...

Why? It didn't even blow his hat off. :lol2:

That's a healthy prostate.

Whoa! Someone really loves swimming

Hung Dolphin: Whale penis? Pfft.

lol

Julia and Paul

She had a sense of humor.

Ever wonder why Slang likes the Philippines so much?
Maybe because rum is cheaper than Coca Cola. :haha:

A triple costs less than a regular rum and coke? I gotta tell my bar about this philosophy.

Now I wonder if rhum and rum are the same thing...


ETA: Rhum vs. Rum

I learned sumpin today.

Awesome. Thanks Grav. I too learned something today.

Me too, I figured it was a native thing.

So you're telling me, the American Museum, in England, opposite the Pit of Gaiety Theater, is run by a Pollock.
Also, they have the frog man, a mermaid, monstrosities, batteries, and a spiromotor.

Batteries and a spiromotor... how can I resist. If this was near Lomer Griffin he would've had only 11 kids... maybe 10. http://cellar.org/2015/shades.gif

Surely they don't mean something like this:

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Wonder what a spiromoter was, back in 1888?

Also:

It appears the freaks were on for 23 hours a day..."12a.m. until 11p.m".