tricksy you!

I've been known to turn a trick or two.

. . . the voice of experience . . .

post

post!post!post!

(sticks out tongue at Bruce)

whore

whore!whore!whore!

(sticks out tongue at Cloud)

oooh. come closer!

I'm a post whore silly!

shucky darn!

Didn't know it got so naughty in here! I should have stopped in earlier.

Whoring with your "post", eh, Classicman? Nice work if you can get it.

not my style - one offhand comment....sorry folks - I'm out.

He must have post dramatic stress disorder.

I guess one that was once posted *can* become unposted.

sorry classicman, have some viagra and some bed rest. you'll be posting again in no time.

He's gone un-postal!

You reckon he could be court-martialed for deserting his post?

They don't have a thread of evidence.

...but the could hold him on remand forumonth or so.

thanks all really appreciate it.

<KLUNK>...<cahchink>...<hurumpf>


cell door closed...locked...threw away the key

you've gone and started him on the road to recovery.... it is the very *action* of closing, specifically, closing the venous path from the corpus cavernosum.

I'm back...

where were you?

Hi madman!
:)
Welcome back.

life is seriously not fair when one has to get out of bed on a Monday morning, and ones' loved ones (okay, fine, my cat!) get to stay curled up in the softness and warmth.

Yea!! This is bullshit...My husband is waiting for me at home right now. Last week he was at home and on the couch because they kept letting him go early because of the "weather". He just went home early again today and actually complained to me that he might get restless....Jerks!!
:headshake

"Oh poor me, I have time off work..." "Nothing left to do but get under the blanket and watch movies or create art all day..waaah!" "What if I get restless, booo-hoo!"

LOL! poor guy, prob'ly take a nap!

why is it that when I have two beers in the house, I only want to drink one;

But when I have one beer in the house . . . I want two!

One beer in the house is a concept i am having difficulties with. does not compute. please elaborate.

Same with me. If I have one beer I want 12. If I have 12 I want 24. Well, not exactly the same thing. ;)

In fact, I haven't had a beer in a week. For the girl who liked to stop at the "club" (read: fraternal order of old guys) after work I'm proud of myself. Saving money and calories!

Still, tonight is 50 cent draft, and a drawing that's up to almost 4 grand. Man, that would be a savior.

Hey Shawnee! I just noticed your sig line. I think it's the bees knees! Golly I wonder where you got that fancy new sig.! That must have been worked out by a genius! I noticed that it doesn't have any punctuation? Are there any rules about punctuation and signatures? Why is the sky blue? Why do you live there? Why do you drink cheap 50 cent draft beer? Do you go to a dive bar?

I hope all is swell!

:)

From here Yep
youre right it doesnt they took my punctuation away said i was abusing the privilege i sure as hell hope not to make us all think it means something if god existed only he would know im poor yep

LOL!!! :lol2:

Living up to the sig. nice....

We make a good team. We should be on stage (the next one out of town.)

dumb question, but . . . is there a difference between "download" and "upload"? e.g., you download software, but upload YouTube videos? Down or up, it all gets on your computer or device, right?

the direction of data transfer

if you down load....you take something from a computer or server on the web and copy it to yours.

if you upload, its the opposite. from yours...to theirs.

also, most providers have faster d/l speed than u/l.

Specifically with YouTube videos, upload means it's your video that you're putting out there on the YouTube website for the world to see. Watching a video on YouTube isn't downloading or uploading, it's just watching.

okay, I get it. makes sense. I think I misunderstood the upload's button's purpose.

thanks!

This post has no purpose.

havent been this drunk in qutie some time and I thought Id post meanngless dribble. already too mcuh work nightnight

Camel Sex

A new Marine Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in
the Afghanistan Desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he
noticed a Camel hitched up behind the mess tent.

He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept there.
The nervous sergeant said, "Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men
here on the post and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have "urges".
That's why we have Molly The Camel."

The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand
about "urges", so the camel can stay ."

About a month later, the Captain starts having his own "urges". Crazy
with passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting
a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his
pants down and has wild, insane sex with the camel. When he's done, he asks
the Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?"

"No not really, sir..They usually just ride the camel into town
where the girls are."

hey, it's my cellarversary. one year this month! almost gave up a time or two, but I'm glad I've stuck around.

So am I.

:) I'm sticky like a fungus. squishy. and, er . . .

post whorey.

I was inexplicably compelled to rush out this afternoon and buy a Bosu ball. (It's like a exercise ball cut in half; bosu stands for "both sides used").

Maybe I'll even inflate it tonight.

I want this. So Baaaad! Go touch one...it's fun! I got to touch one today...I need it. I so need it. It was love at first sight.


HP Touchsmart IQ775 Desktop Computer

my home 'puter is in the hospital for BlueScreenofDeath-itis.

cards and flowers accepted.

YYYEEEEEAH BOYEE!

Mine too. But I think you have seniority.

Maybe this should be in the Landmarks thread.

I remember 'bout 5 years ago, my folks an' I were watchin' an episode of Babylon 5. Well, Claudia Christian came on the screen, and my mom asked my step-dad "Do you think she's pretty?" My step-dad said after a few seconds "no." Nothing more was said, but I thought "Good answer."

watch it bub. I'm not the size of the Statute of Liberty. yet. :)

I just noticed my last post was #4,444. We were celebrating mile 4,444 on our road trip last summer when I got pulled over for speeding. Please warn me if you see the internet police coming...... :worried: :cop:

Well, I could care less about my post count. :p

the, of, and, a, ?

i c u p

You know you live in Texas when the main dessert served at the local Chinese buffet is tres leches cake.


Really, really delicious and well-made tres leches cake, I might add.

Will someone who has a computer that doesn't suck do the screen shot of homebase right now? "what to do with all this magic" is right above "cellarites missing" right now.
:)

yes, it IS possible to O.D. on "Law & Order."