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Master_At_Covering 12-04-2007 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by W.HI.P (Post 413156)
23:15, Pape station.

DATE JIMMARA

Cicero 12-04-2007 06:30 PM

Hey! Shawnee! Tipsy yet?!?
No, really, have another and read that again!!

:lol:

Master_At_Covering 12-04-2007 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Master_At_Covering (Post 413160)
DATE JIMMARA

WHAT DAY TOUGH GUY: YOUR FORM GREEK TOWN AHAHAHAHA AND IM SUPPOSE TO FEAR YOU I KNOW ALL THE BIG MANS IN GREEK TOWN YOU AINT SHIT

W.HI.P 12-04-2007 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 413155)
:lol2: @lj

@ W.H.I.P I know it has been controversial, in the way it is decided and all. We'll see what happens, but you can imagine, in Ohio, how thrilled we are. I'm a bit ignorant on the logistics, but it will be fun to watch, if it's not a slaughter.

I don't think it'll be a high scoring game, so you shouldn't get slaughtered.24-13 seems like the worst scenario which means you'll never be out of it. Going up against LSU's defence on a game like this will be tough.
I'd be thrilled as you are too.

@LJ ....I didn't know you could rap ;)

W.HI.P 12-04-2007 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Master_At_Covering (Post 413160)
DATE JIMMARA

Tonight!

LJ 12-04-2007 06:34 PM

if i beat you....will you go away?

oh...and to be clear...we were all here already....you're the interloper.(that means foreigner)

and i dont follow whip....especially his cowboys picks! this may come as a shock, but i don't even play the football pool at work!

Master_At_Covering 12-04-2007 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by W.HI.P (Post 413167)
Tonight!

HOW DOES TOMMOROW SOUND PUSSY

LJ 12-04-2007 06:37 PM

sounds like you're scared

jinx 12-04-2007 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by LJ (Post 413171)
sounds like you're scared

Srsly. His mother must be so ashamed.

W.HI.P 12-04-2007 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Master_At_Covering (Post 413170)
...

Look, your mothers a whore.
I'll be at Pape station tonight at 23:15 if you think she's not.

LJ 12-04-2007 06:40 PM

anyway.....fighting is bad, mkay.....especially over dumbshit like this.

maybe you two should have a cock off instead.

W.HI.P 12-04-2007 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LJ (Post 413176)
anyway.....fighting is bad, mkay.....especially over dumbshit like this.

maybe you two should have a cock off instead.

lol@Cock off.
There's no fight, he's a pussy.
Even if he shows up, It won't take long.

W.HI.P 12-04-2007 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LJ (Post 413176)
mkay..

Are you like, the gay teacher from Southpark? :D

LJ 12-04-2007 10:19 PM

that's right, uncle fucker

classicman 12-04-2007 10:22 PM

So??? What happened??

Mockingbird 12-04-2007 10:49 PM

This is the best thread here, seriously.

classicman 12-04-2007 11:16 PM

:corn:

W.HI.P 12-05-2007 08:09 AM

lol LJ

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Originally Posted by classicman (Post 413243)
So??? What happened??

He didn't show up.
I got there at 23:10.
I left at 23:21.
I told you he's a pussy.

Shawnee123 12-05-2007 10:05 AM

classicman, I better not catch you eating popcorn in any more threads. You spill it all over the floor and never offer me any.

Cic, read what again??????

classicman 12-05-2007 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 413344)
classicman, I better not catch you eating popcorn in any more threads. You spill it all over the floor and never offer me any.

But, but, but....

LJ 12-05-2007 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 413344)
classicman, I better not catch you eating popcorn in any more threads. You spill it all over the floor and never offer me any.

Cic, read what again??????

he's just showing his support of Terrell Owens

classicman 12-05-2007 12:13 PM

:eek: T.O. :vomit:

Cicero 12-05-2007 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 413344)
classicman, I better not catch you eating popcorn in any more threads. You spill it all over the floor and never offer me any.

Cic, read what again??????

Lj's response. Actually I think I need a little pick me up today. I'm going to go read that again myself.

:D
Here: it's funny let's do it again.

LJ's~ snip~Do you really think I'd wager my hard earned money based on the recommendation of a Canadian retard that can't even punctuate a sentence? Do you speak in a long stream of words with no inflection(that means raising and lowering of your voice) at all? I picked better than you did over two weeks, and I was just winging it.

perhaps I'd better put that in drunken canadian father raper format for you....here:

YOU TOOL YOU COULDNT PICK YOU NOSE IF YOU HAD A TIP FROM THE UPPER LIP WHY DONT YOU STOP TRYING TO BE LIKE WHIP AND GO SLAM YOUR DICK IN A DOOR YOU ARE NOT A HANDICAPPER YOUR A CHILD WHOS LOST HIS WAY IN THE WOODS WHERE THE REAL MEN SHOULD ONLY BE BUTTSNIFFING ASSCLOWN YOUR GONNA WIND UP GETTING TOSSED OUT OF HERE WHEN THE LOVELY AND TALENTED UNDERTOAD SEES YOUR BIG RED POST MORON FACE.~snip~



lol! Terrible!!! But still hilarious! LJ has a way with words!!!

classicman 12-05-2007 02:04 PM

I laughed at it last night and just treread it again - I'm l;aughing just as hard - very, very funny.

LJ 12-05-2007 02:22 PM

what...no one wants to claim that their sister is a retarded Canadian that died at the WTC, and i'm a real prick for using that word to begin with?

.....bueller?

Sundae 12-05-2007 02:31 PM

UT it was fun to start with, but the guy is disrespectful.
I know you hate to ban, but Master's broken so many rules now.

Any chance?

classicman 12-05-2007 02:55 PM

lol @ LJ

Shawnee123 12-05-2007 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cicero (Post 413415)
Lj's response. Actually I think I need a little pick me up today. I'm going to go read that again myself.

Oh, I thought you were saying I was buzzed and had mis-responded so must have mis-read. So, being buzzed, I kept reading it wondering what I'd missed...maybe I had missed something like this:

Quote:

LJ's~ snip~Do you really think I'd wager my hard earned money based on the recommendation of a Canadian retard that can't even punctuate a sentence? Shawnee is a stupid bitch. Do you speak in a long stream of words with no inflection(that means raising and lowering of your voice) at all? I picked better than you did over two weeks, and I was just winging it.
:lol:

LJ 12-05-2007 03:02 PM

that was funny, you stupid bitch!

Shawnee123 12-05-2007 03:05 PM

:lol2:

crap, gotta go to last session. See you drunkards later!

Master_At_Covering 12-05-2007 04:21 PM

TO THE MOUTHPIECE
 
LISTEN YOU FAGGOT PUSSY BITCH, I TOLD YOU TODAY ILL MEET YOU AT PAPE STATION, I'M NOT GOING TO CHANGE MY SCHEDULE TO BETTER FIT YOURS PUSSY ILL BE THERE TODAY AND WE WILL SEE WHO THE PUSSY IS BE THERE AT 11:00 P.M. THATS 23:00 TONIGHTS DECEMBER 5TH 2007 NO EXCUSES, ILL BE WEARING A MICHEAL JORDAN JEARSEY



AND TO SUNDAE GIRL UT WILL NOT BAN ME I'M AM A HUGE PART IN THE SUCCESS OF THIS THREAD, CONTROVERSEY SELLS, PLUS I PICKE THE BEST ON THE SPREADS WEEK IN AND WEEK OUT NO ONE HAS YET TO BEAT ME.... DON'T YOU EVER WONDER WHY LUMBERJIM AND MAC THE HANDICAPPER DISAPPEARED FROM THIS THREAD, ITS CALLED EMBARRESSED I OUT PICKED THEM THEY TOOKE THERE LOSSES LIKE MEN AND LEFT NO MORE POSTING BUT ALL YOU DICK RIDING WHIP FANS NEED TO JUMP OFF THE BROOM WAGGON HE IS A HORRIBLE PICKER
ILL SEE YOU TONIGHT PUSSY:mad: AND DONT CALL THE FEDS EITHER

Sundae 12-05-2007 04:24 PM

Master_At-Covering?
Just shut the fuck up.

Master_At_Covering 12-05-2007 04:24 PM

LJ NEEDS TO MIND HIS OWN BUISNESS
 
LISTEN HERE YOU RETARD DO NOT INVOLVE YOUR SELF IN SOMETHING YOU KNOW ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ABOUT YOU WANT TO GO PICK FOR PICK WITH ME THEN LETS DO IT BUT THERE IS ONLY ONE RULE YOU MUST POST A PICK FOR ALL THE GAMES
JUST BECAUSE YOUR LIFE IS BORING YOU TRY TO ADD A LITTLE BIT OF EXCITEMENT BY INVOLVING YOURSELF IN OTHER PEOPLES PROBLEMS

Shawnee123 12-05-2007 04:25 PM

What the fuck is a broom waggon? A wagon from which a broom seller sells brooms?

Yeesh.

Master_At_Covering 12-05-2007 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 413479)
Master_At-Covering?
Just shut the fuck up.

SHOUDN'T YOU BE IN THE KITCHEN OR SOMETHING OR DO YOU RICH GRENWICH PEOPLE HIRE MAIDS ....... FUCKING HOES

Master_At_Covering 12-05-2007 04:28 PM

PAY ATTENTION OR JUST DONT GET INVOLVED
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 413483)
What the fuck is a broom waggon? A wagon from which a broom seller sells brooms?

Yeesh.

IF YOU HAVE BEEN FOLLOWING ALONG YOUR BELOVED W.H.I.P. CLAIMS TO BE A WITCH SO INSTEAD OF JUMPING ON THE WHIP BAN WAGGON WITH YOUR PICKS I CALL THEM THE BROOM WAGGON

LJ 12-05-2007 04:30 PM

master_at_cockoffs, I AM lumberjim. Fear me.

Master_At_Covering 12-05-2007 04:33 PM

I MISSED YOU BABY
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by LJ (Post 413488)
master_at_cockoffs, I AM lumberjim. Fear me.

WHY DID YOU CHANGE YOUR NAME LOOOOSER........ YOU EMBARRASED THE NAME LUMBERJIM BY BEING OUTPICKED AND THEN YOU WENT UNDER ANOTHER ALIAS TO REDEAM YOURSELF
FEAR ME BITCH MUAH BABY I REALLY MISSED YOU BUT IF YOU FEEL CONFIDENT ILL GO AGAINST YOU ANY DAY AT PICKING THE SPREADS YOU SUCK

Shawnee123 12-05-2007 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Master_At_Covering (Post 413486)
IF YOU HAVE BEEN FOLLOWING ALONG YOUR BELOVED W.H.I.P. CLAIMS TO BE A WITCH SO INSTEAD OF JUMPING ON THE WHIP BAN WAGGON WITH YOUR PICKS I CALL THEM THE BROOM WAGGON

OK DAMN CAN'T BELIEVED I MISSED SUCH INTRICATE WORDPLAY. YOU ARE A FREAKINGG GGENIUS. AND IT ISN'T BAN WAGGON EITHER FUCKWAD.

LJ 12-05-2007 04:35 PM

NO IT WAS BECAUSE YOUR MOM FOUND OUT WHERE I LIVE AND KEPT OFFERING HER VAJ TO ME I HAD TO CHANGE MY NAME TELL HER TO STOP CALLING ME I DONT WANT TO DO HER AFTER WHIP HAS HAD HIS WAY WITH HER

Sundae 12-05-2007 04:36 PM

Oh well, if you can't beat them join them.

YEH WE GREENWICH PEOPLE HAVE FUCKING SERVANTES AND ON OF THEM IS YOU'RE MOM YOU GREASY LOWLIFE. SHE IS CLEANING MY PANTIES AT TEH MOMENT BUT I HAVE TO WATCH HER COS SHE LICKS THEM CLEAN IF I DONT.

Shawnee123 12-05-2007 04:37 PM

OH HELL LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Master_At_Covering 12-05-2007 04:38 PM

THANKS FOR THE CORRECTIONS
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 413492)
OK DAMN CAN'T BELIEVED I MISSED SUCH INTRICATE WORDPLAY. YOU ARE A FREAKINGG GGENIUS. AND IT ISN'T BAN WAGGON EITHER FUCKWAD.

THANKS A LOT TIPS BUT NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION KEEP MY NAME OUT OF YOUR MOTHERFUCIING MOUTH

Master_At_Covering 12-05-2007 04:41 PM

CHILDREN
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 413494)
Oh well, if you can't beat them join them.

YEH WE GREENWICH PEOPLE HAVE FUCKING SERVANTES AND ON OF THEM IS YOU'RE MOM YOU GREASY LOWLIFE. SHE IS CLEANING MY PANTIES AT TEH MOMENT BUT I HAVE TO WATCH HER COS SHE LICKS THEM CLEAN IF I DONT.

NO IT WAS BECAUSE YOUR MOM FOUND OUT WHERE I LIVE AND KEPT OFFERING HER VAJ TO ME I HAD TO CHANGE MY NAME TELL HER TO STOP CALLING ME I DONT WANT TO DO HER AFTER WHIP HAS HAD HIS WAY WITH HER



WOWO YOU TWO ARE HILARIOUS YOU KNOW WHIP IS GOING TO GET IT WORSE FOR EVERYTHING YOU DICK RIDERS POST AND LJ ITS PRITTY OBVIOUS YOU ARE EMBARSSED OF THE ALIAS LUMBERJIM SO YOU NEEDDED TO SAVE FACE ITS OKAY I UNDERSTAND.................SUNDAE GURL I DONT SPEAK TO WOMEN THEY HAVE NO PLACE SPEAKING TO ME..... GOOD FOR NOTHING COCK SUCKERS

LJ 12-05-2007 04:42 PM

don't you dare ban this guy, Tony.

classicman 12-05-2007 04:43 PM

MASTERATCOVERINGWHAT? GOFUCKOFFAND CLIMBBACKUNDER THEROCKYOUCAMEFROMI'LLBEATPENNSTATIONTONIGHTAT11:00 THATS23:00TO YOUEH?IFYOUDONOTSHOWYOUAREATOTALPUSSSY. GOTIT?

LJ 12-05-2007 04:43 PM

good for nothing cocksucker is an oxymoron. ( that means a word or phrase that contradicts it self) (contradicts means 'says the opposite')

Master_At_Covering 12-05-2007 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LJ (Post 413501)
don't you dare ban this guy, Tony.

DPNT WORRY NO BODY WANTS TO BAN ME IM THE FUCKING MAN AND LETS NOT SPEAK ABOUT MY AMAZING PICKING ABILITIES

Master_At_Covering 12-05-2007 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by classicman (Post 413502)
MASTERAT COVERING WHAT? GOFUCK OFF AND CLIMB BACK UNDER THE ROCK YOU CAME FROM. i'LL BE AT PENN STATION TONIGHT AT 11:00 THATS 23:00 TO YOU EH?







9 IF YOU DO NOT SHOW YOUAARE A TOTAL PUSSSY

WHERE IN THE BLUE HELL IS PENN STATTION I LIVE IN REGENT PARK TORONTO ONTARIO CANADA YOU REDNECK

classicman 12-05-2007 04:48 PM

YOU COULDNT PICK UR NOSE YOU COCK SO STOP TALKIN AND START WALKIN I'LL BE AT PENN STATION WAITIN

Shawnee123 12-05-2007 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Master_At_Covering (Post 413476)


AND DONT CALL THE FEDS EITHER

Yeah, copper, don't call the feds, see. I got a raw deal, see.

Master_At_Covering 12-05-2007 04:48 PM

YOUR TOO CUTE LJ
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by LJ (Post 413503)
good for nothing cocksucker is an oxymoron. ( that means a word or phrase that contradicts it self) (contradicts means 'says the opposite')

HEY LJ AFTER I BEAT YOUAGIN THIS WEEK WILL YOU BE CHANNGING YOUR NAME AGAIN YOU FUCKIN LOOOOOSER AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH HE CHANGED HIS NAME CUZ HE WAS EMBARASSED THE MASTER SHUT UP LUMBERJIM AND MADE THAT OUSSSY CHAGE HIS NAME TO LJ AFTER THIS WEEK ILL SHUT UP LJ AND HE WILL CHANGE HIS NAME GAAIN AHAHAHAHAHHA OR DID UT BAN YOUR DUMB ASS LOOOOOOOOSER

classicman 12-05-2007 04:49 PM

NNEED DIRRECTTIONSS YOU IMPOTENT PIECE OF SSHIT? ARE YOUR HANDS SHAKIN CUZ YOU JONESESIN OR WHAT - LEARN HOW TO TALK TYPE OR STFU

Sundae 12-05-2007 04:50 PM

MY MOM HAS HAD THREE KIDS SO IT TAKES A REAL MAN TO FILL HER AND ONLY MY DAD WILL DO NOT THAT YOU NO WHAT A REAL MAN IS BECAUSE YOU DONT EVEN HAVE A BALLBAG YOU NOBALLBAG RUNT. THE BEST PART OFF YOU RAN DOWN YOU'RE MOMS FAT LEG AND YOUR DOG LICKED IT UP

Shawnee123 12-05-2007 04:50 PM

IM GONNA BE AT BROADWAY AND VINEAT O 800 HOURS AND DONT YOU BELATE IM GONNA BEATTHE SHIT OUT OF YOU YOU PISSY LITTLE CUNT. DONT CALL THE FEDS, SEE. PORKCHOPS AND APPLESAUCE, SEE.

Master_At_Covering 12-05-2007 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Master_At_Covering (Post 412392)

AND THE MUCH HIGHLY ANTICIPATED guaranDAMNtess OF THE WEEK ARE FINALLY IN SORRY TO KEEP MY FANS WAITING
1.NEW YORK JETS-1.5@MIAMI: TAKE NEW YORK
2.SAN DIEGO-6.5@KANSAS CITY:TAKE SAN DIEGO
3.SEATTLE @ PHILADELPHIA-3.5:TAKE SEATTLE
4.SAN FRANCISCO @CAROLINA-2.5: TAKE CAROLINA
5.DENVER-4.5@OAKLAND:TAKE DENVER
6.TAMPA BAY @ NEW ORLEANS-3.0: TAKE TAMPA BAY
7.NEW YORK GIANTS@CHICAGO-2.5:TAKE NEW YORK

I WOULD ALSO HAVE ADDED THE PATRIOTS IN TO THIS CATEGORY BUT I FEAR VERY MUCH THE NOW THE SPREAD MAKERS WILL BE USING THEM AS A WAY TO MAKE A LOT OF MONEY FOR THE REMANDER OF THE YEAR;I KNOW IT CONTRADICTS ME TELLING YOU TO TAKE THEM BUT THAT IS WHY I PUT guaranDAMNtess WEEKLY ASWELL; I GIVE MY OUTLOOK ON EACH GAME AND TELL YOU WHAT THE BEST PICKS ARE
I ALSO AVOIDED THE WASHINGTON BUFFALO GAME DUE TO THE LOSS OF WHAT WE ALL CAN AGRRE WOULD HAVE BEEN ONE OF THE GREATEST CORNERS TO HAVE EVER GRACED THE GAME
REST IN PEACE SEAN TAYLOR

MY PICKS SPAEK FOR THEMSELVES YOU CAN ALL HAT ALL YOU WANT

Sundae 12-05-2007 04:52 PM

OH YEH BY THE WAY ILL BE AT NORTH GREENWICH STATION AT 11.00 TOMORROW WITH A COPY OF HEAT MAGAZONE UNDER MY ARM AND YOU BETTER NOT BRING THE HEAT COS IM GONNA WALLOP YOU SIDEWAYS AND I DONT EVEN CARE IF THERE IS A LIVE RAIL

Shawnee123 12-05-2007 04:52 PM

FUCKYOU I HAVE BEEN GONG TO THERRAPPY AND GAVE UP HAT.

Sundae 12-05-2007 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 413516)
FUCKYOU I HAVE BEEN GONG TO THERRAPPY AND GAVE UP HAT.

I totally cracked up at hat. LMAO

classicman 12-05-2007 04:56 PM

lol!! !! !! Master of nutttin - U aint eve in goood enuf two bee a celllar slutt - go pllay in a trafffic or sumtin

My monies is on SG kicking the livin crap outta your bucket ass head


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