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richlevy 10-23-2006 09:16 PM

UT, is that statue in a restaurant?:eek:

DucksNuts 10-23-2006 11:56 PM

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Aliantha 10-24-2006 12:12 AM

OOOOMMMYYYYGOOODDDD!!!!!!!!!

Shawnee123 10-24-2006 11:40 AM

Why is there a handle in the middle of pooky woman's hood but not on dick man's hood? Bad photoshopping?

Sundae 10-24-2006 11:47 AM

Duh! It's hidden under his ballbag!

RellikLaerec 10-24-2006 05:07 PM

No.... The peter IS the handle :))

capnhowdy 10-24-2006 07:09 PM

With a gash like the female hood, who needs to open it anyway? Just reach right in. heehee....

DucksNuts 10-24-2006 08:32 PM

Ewwww - gross visual capn!!!!

[shakes head to clear vision of capn up to his elbows]

barefoot serpent 10-25-2006 04:03 PM

shouldn't a German car be uncut?

capnhowdy 10-25-2006 04:12 PM

not with the Cal. plates......

dar512 10-25-2006 04:32 PM

If you left them alone overnight would you get a motorcycle nine months later?

Pie 10-25-2006 07:52 PM

No, a Mini.

zippyt 10-25-2006 08:08 PM

No, a Mini.

Only after she turned into a Suburbin !!!!!

Hagar 10-26-2006 06:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dar512
If you left them alone overnight would you get a motorcycle nine months later?

A NEW Beetle?

Costs a fortune and is generationally "wrong". Sounds like a kid to me!

Sundae 10-26-2006 12:39 PM

The male Beetle may be teh Gay. At least it pays more attention to its bikini line than the female Beetle....

Undertoad 10-26-2006 02:25 PM

http://cellar.org/2006/penisexplosion.jpg

RellikLaerec 10-26-2006 07:19 PM

Ya know. I really gotta get over there during the celebration!

xoxoxoBruce 10-26-2006 08:13 PM

Is that a clothed girl in the corner? That's hot! :lol:

RellikLaerec 10-26-2006 08:25 PM

actually, it kind of looks like a game of musical chairs, only instead of chairs, ya gotta get your hand on the pink peter when the music stops. She wasnt able to get her hand on fast enough! :lol:

DucksNuts 10-26-2006 08:40 PM

is she sleeping in the corner? or sulking?

footfootfoot 10-26-2006 08:59 PM

wallflower at the orgy...

DucksNuts 10-26-2006 09:57 PM

Asians have all the fun

richlevy 10-26-2006 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RellikLaerec
actually, it kind of looks like a game of musical chairs, only instead of chairs, ya gotta get your hand on the pink peter when the music stops. She wasnt able to get her hand on fast enough! :lol:

Wait a minute, they play that game too?:blush:

Spexxvet 10-27-2006 10:35 AM

What's my penis doing in Asia? ;)

Shawnee123 10-27-2006 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spexxvet
What's my penis doing in Asia? ;)

Remember, we had that crazy idea after a night of drinking...the mail order penis business? Fine specimen, spexx! :p

glatt 10-27-2006 11:32 AM

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wolf 10-27-2006 01:07 PM

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This is wrong in so many ways mere words cannot describe it.

lumberjim 10-27-2006 01:39 PM

goatselantern?

9th Engineer 10-27-2006 03:54 PM

You know you need to reevaluate yourself when it's the monkey that gets embarassed to be caught naked with you:rolleyes:

xoxoxoBruce 10-27-2006 03:57 PM

I think the monkey is ....well......bananas. :D

glatt 11-06-2006 04:31 PM

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The end must be near...
It has been foretold.

xoxoxoBruce 11-06-2006 05:03 PM

Looks like the end is just a little too far for the dog.......should pick on something his own size. ;)

rkzenrage 11-06-2006 05:32 PM

Page 38 is so damn wonderful!

BigV 11-06-2006 05:42 PM

Because the posts per page value is a user controlled setting, a post like yours, #573, is interesting but unhelpful.

Clodfobble 11-06-2006 08:34 PM

In the default setting, which I'm assuming he's using, that would be posts #556 through #570.

lumberjim 11-09-2006 09:14 AM

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OH


MY


GOD

Trilby 11-09-2006 09:58 AM

No way.

be-bop 11-09-2006 06:04 PM

:rotflol:

limey 11-09-2006 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna
No way.

Don't you mean
Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna
*can't...breathe...claustro...phobia...setting...*gasp!*...in!!!*


BigV 11-09-2006 06:27 PM

Gives new meaning to the term "Born Again".

xoxoxoBruce 11-09-2006 09:28 PM

ding ding ding......We had a winner.......:guinea:

lumberjim 11-09-2006 11:03 PM

yeah. i'm thinking there won't be any topping that guy. oh, wait a minute!

capnhowdy 11-10-2006 04:49 PM

How can she have that ho hum expression on her face? I bet the man doesn't share that sentiment.

Lather, rinse, repeat. Lather, rinse, repeat. Lather, .........

KinkyVixen 11-10-2006 05:13 PM

speechless...

barefoot serpent 11-10-2006 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by capnhowdy
How can she have that ho hum expression on her face?

she's waiting for the adam's apple to reach the g-spot:thepain:

RellikLaerec 11-10-2006 06:16 PM

I smell photoshop.... I mean... look how thin her face is... I have never seen a woman that big with that thin of a face.

Spexxvet 11-10-2006 06:55 PM

"I think I found your G-spot" "I think I found your G-spot" "I think I found your G-spot" "I think I found your G-spot" "I think I found your G-spot" "I think I found your G-spot"

Elspode 11-10-2006 07:08 PM

"Hell, if we could find my car keys, we could *drive* out!"

xoxoxoBruce 11-10-2006 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RellikLaerec
I smell photoshop.... I mean... look how thin her face is... I have never seen a woman that big with that thin of a face.

Maybe the face was changed to protect the guilty.....he doesn't have to worry about being recognized. :rolleyes:

Torrere 11-11-2006 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RellikLaerec
I smell photoshop.... I mean... look how thin her face is... I have never seen a woman that big with that thin of a face.

I've never even seen a woman that big!

Trilby 11-11-2006 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Torrere
I've never even seen a woman that big!

You mean you've never been to Ryan's Steak House ("Steak") ?

sproglet 11-11-2006 04:41 PM

Whatever, that guy's got surreal taste in hats.

joelnwil 11-11-2006 06:36 PM

Noted without comment - I leave that to you guys and girls:

http://www.uniquepeek.com/viewpage.php?page_id=318 NSFW also already in the video thread.

footfootfoot 11-11-2006 10:23 PM

*sigh* dowas *sigh*

richlevy 11-11-2006 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by joelnwil
Noted without comment - I leave that to you guys and girls:

http://www.uniquepeek.com/viewpage.php?page_id=318 NSFW also already in the video thread.

I could just picture Giuliani setting that up in NYC when he was mayor.:D

Of course, being New York, the girls would have been a little more vocal.

"Hey you, you wanna see a piece of this? Slow down you &*&^ing moron!"

joelnwil 11-12-2006 10:15 AM

This is probably safe for work - it was broadcast in any case. But still...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1z-zKNGJEPo&eurl

xoxoxoBruce 11-12-2006 10:36 AM

But still, it belongs in the video thread. ;)

Spexxvet 11-12-2006 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sproglet
Whatever, that guy's got surreal taste in hats.

lol

Flint 11-12-2006 08:03 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by sproglet
Whatever, that guy's got surreal taste in hats.


zippyt 11-12-2006 08:18 PM

*SNORT *****
Damn it , Blurblin and coke everywere !!!!!!

But imagen if dude on top farted at just the right second !!!!
I bet the dudes ears on the bottom would FLAP !!!


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