you sir, are dead to me

No no, LJ, the Dead are an entirely different overplayed group.

I'd have to agree with joe this has to be one of the worst songs along with Daphne & Celeste - Oo Stick You and witchdoctor << I can't remember who sung this one

David Seville, and that's a fantastic novelty song.

I don't know if it's the worst song ever, but it's certainly one of the most disturbing. Green Jelly had a song called "House Me Teenage Rage."

I hadn't heard of the song until my boyfriend mentioned it a couple of months back. It turns out that it was something that a friend of his had played for him back in high school. Teenage homones...they're crazy.

Had to revive this thread because my husband just got a copy of "Spaced Out" - the album collaboration of William Shatner and Leonard Nemoy. The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins is a terrible, yet hilarious song.

The whole album is sooooo funny. I'm sure they are just laughing themselves to the bank.

The Bilbo music video is even more awful and even more funny than the song alone. You can probably google for it.

I'm a child of the 80s, so that's when I developed most of my seething hatred for certain music.

"Unskinny Bop" by Poison. When I first heard the chorus, I vowed never to hear the whole song, under any circumstances. They played it in the mall over and over, and I would walk outside until it was finished. Really. Poison is false metal. To this day, I've never heard that song all the way through, and I never will. I hope they're all raped by syphilitic baboons.

Anything from "St. Anger" by *cough* ""Metallica"" or whoever has inhabited their bodies. For that matter, "Whisky in the Jar-O". It sucks no matter what version.

Speaking of Thin Lizzy, "Jailbreak" is also fucking retarded.

"Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak,
Somewhere in the town..."

Maybe....hmmm......at the JAIL? Fucking die.

"L.A. Woman" is mindless garbage.

I would put Ratt on here, but their guitarist is one of my favorites. Still, they have the most incomprehensible lyrics of any band, in any genre.

You're In Love
You take the midnight subway train
You're callin all the shots
You take the evening one on one
You're only livin to have fun
You're struck by lightnin
You're in love.
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Lessee......

Tiffany - "I Saw Him Standing There" makes me grind my teeth into powder.
B-52s - "Love Shack", particularly the lines sung by the guy.
Any Guns n Roses song that has whistling in it.


I'll stop now. sorry. :blush:

Really? I always loved the B-52's....especially rock lobsta
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The B-52s are fun. I still break out their CDs every once in awhile. My daughter likes to dance around to them too. Drives my wife up the wall.

you married up, it seems
;)

Are you from North Vietnam? They hated the B-52s also. :blush:

"Every Rose Has It's Thorn" -Poison- When that buttwad singer starts his "EEEVERY ROOOSE Has it's Thowwwwn" twang I want to hurl. It is the most Un-rock song I have ever heard. I would rather listen to 50 hours of Celine Dion than 5 seconds of Poison, because at least she can frikkin' sing!!! Bruce Willis can sing soul music better than that pinhead can sing anything ("Out On The Boardwalk" I think)!!

dishonorable mention- anything the Stones recorded after about 1985. Come on guys, go count your money somewhere....................stop boring us to death with your fart-sound recordings...

Nick Cave and Kylie Minogue have a duet on his Murder Ballads album that requires me to stay away from open windows, high places, loaded guns, and train tracks.

is that the Wild Rose song?