Yep, that's the one.

My airliner leaves on time. Trains arrive on time. The News comes on as scheduled on time. But god cannot even perform his rapture on time? Clearly, god must be defective top management. Bankruptcy is necessary to replace god with a more reliable one.

Proves it again. After ten years, even god no longer works for the people. Term limits for god would obviously solve this rapture failure.

Like almost here, CST

New informatin from the peacher. God is his neighbor; lives in CA. God still has time to get it right. That's a relief. Someone foolishly suggested that god was not educated; could not read a clock.

I'm starting to think that there's a chance it might not happen after all.

:eyebrow:


Ya really?


:lol:

Hey, here's a thought: Maybe the rapture DID happen and all those self-righteous folks who are still here just weren't as righteous in God's eyes as they had thought.

Snap.

Yes, but God promised earthquakes, floods, and general mayhem also. Where is all of that? I want my general mayhem damnit!

It's coming, he's got six months to deliver all that.

Really? The general mayhem wasn't an immediate effect?

Nothing obvious happened.

I missed it all. I was busy watching the Preakness and was far more focused on how Animal Kingdom's jockey left his push until it was too late. 1/16 of a mile shorter means a lot in horseracing.

I'm glad this is over. People on facebook were creating bad rapture jokes like there was no tomorrow. My friend got mad because he couldn't think of one but I assured him that it wasn't the end of the world.

ow

oops
 

It was a slight miscalculation.

Fooled me once ...