"And that's how the boot got all the way up there, Doc."

Man, that's priceless, Bruce.

I said, "Then you know what I'm talking about, you lucky bastard. She's stunning."

He didn't introduce us.

Ha!

pffft, you didn't want to know her name anyhow, right?

hahahaha Bruce!

It would have been nice to meet her, with the attendant opportunity to compliment her on her appearance... without drooling. That would show my sincerity in my original remarks.

Of course there's always the danger of drooling... grabbing... fondling... but I think she could probably restrain herself. :angel:

Just be sure you're not wearing light colored pants at the time. :D

Jose Canseco has accidentally shot off his middle finger, while cleaning his gun.

Idiot.

:lol2:

Aaand here's another:

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The docs re-attached his finger...

And, now this, from Twitter:

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:lol2:

Jose Canseco's middle finger: Fuck you guys, I'm outta here!

And now he's supposedly auctioning off the gun.

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So. That's how ya fuck up a perfectly good R1, huh?

Also, I'm pretty sure ya can't sell body parts/human remains on eBay. No matter whose they are.

I guess I should take my ad down, then. :D