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squirell nutkin 08-25-2008 08:50 PM
717.

She's up to something.

SHENANIGANS!

Clodfobble 08-25-2008 11:11 PM
Wait, what? :confused:

...Up to less drinking than some others I could name, that's fer sure...

squirell nutkin 08-25-2008 11:45 PM
I'm not actually drinking as much as I'd like, since every day is a school/work day... But a boy can dream can't he?

monster 08-27-2008 09:39 PM
42.

HungLikeJesus 08-28-2008 12:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BigV (Post 475695)
I'm playin with the big boys now!

I'll tip $100 if she finishes by 30 Aug.
I'll tip $50 if she finishes by 15 Sep.
I'll tip $25 if she finishes by 30 Sep.
I'll be be back on my regular schedule beyond that.

I have an additional condition: I want to know what's been counted, including a reasonable explanation.
16,221 on August 25.

Looks like the $100 is safe.

Probably the $50 also.

There's still $250 available for a 30-Sept finish.

xoxoxoBruce 08-30-2008 11:34 PM
I hope she is finished by Sept 30 AND doesn't tell what she was doing.:lol2:

BigV 09-03-2008 05:21 PM
15,188 (yesterday)

BigV 09-03-2008 05:21 PM
14,659

footfootfoot 09-03-2008 09:20 PM
It's kegels, did someone already guess that?

Undertoad 09-03-2008 10:33 PM
That's a marvelous guess, and if you get first prize with it I claim second prize

HungLikeJesus 09-03-2008 10:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 480762)
That's a marvelous guess, and if you get first prize with it I claim second prize
Quote:
"Besides shooting out a big blank from your buttock, you can feel as if your root chakra leaked sweet hot mucus."

BigV 09-05-2008 07:09 PM
14,068

footfootfoot 09-05-2008 07:58 PM
Alright, the unvarnished truth is, and I'm sure Clod wouldn't want me telling everyone, but I do know, is that those represent hours of community service she's been sentenced to perform because of an unfortunate incident in the parking lot of Target.

There are you all happy now? She feels like shit about the whole thing and you all are just rubbing salt in the wound.

Sorry, Clod, I just had to spill.

Clodfobble 09-05-2008 08:25 PM
That's okay, foot. I'm just glad there are 500 hours in a day, or I'd be doing this forever...


Also, I'm really sorry I punched that baby in the Target parking lot. In my defense, the baby was being kind of a dick.[/obscure reference]

richlevy 09-07-2008 12:11 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 481445)
Alright, the unvarnished truth is, and I'm sure Clod wouldn't want me telling everyone, but I do know, is that those represent hours of community service she's been sentenced to perform because of an unfortunate incident in the parking lot of Target.
37,000 hours? What did she do, run over a Republican?;)

Nah, it's pushups, situps, or those isometric exercises that make your boobs bigger.


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