http://www.crimelibrary.com/graphics...with-lawye.jpg

Ha, nah, I'm unarmed in cellar-world, I'm behaving right now. Just a little dingle-charm for you.

Really, come on now, she's a flamboyant prostitute! She lacks many of the prominent physical features of a true ho... I mean Jamie-Lynn Discala even played her part in...

Ok, I'm ruining your joke, my apologies, it did make me roffle a little on the inside. Speaking of escorts though, I should probably stop derailing this thread and explore some other areas. Do I need someone to hold my hand when I step out of here, or am I going to be eaten alive regardless?

Also, I'm assuming this UT fella is the resident deity of cellar-world? Do I need to pay tribute somehow?

Tip Jar, bottom of the page

or just brown-nose a little. your call

How tasty are you?

The Mighty Undertoad is indeed the Supreme Being of the cellar. Tribute may be paid via the Tip Mug at the bottom of the page - this goes to running expenses, not to him personally.

I doubt you'll be eaten alive unless you go around :stickpoke ing. Mind you, there are a few dwellers who I simply wouldn't bother getting into a serious debate/argument with, their minds being so firmly set that no evidence or reasoning will change them :banghead: - the evidence and reasoning being filtered and interpreted in the framework of their existing beliefs. I'm not going to mention any names; a little browsing of old threads (politics and current events are rich fields for this) will wise you up.

Dingleschmutz is a bit long ... do you have a preferred nickname? Dings ok?

No offense, but with the exception of fish and chips and their far superior beers, do Brits really have a concept of what is tasty and what is not?

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Hmm, dang. I was tributed a whole slew of virgins this month, and I couldn't possibly eat them all, I was hoping they would suffice for the great Undertoad. Oh well. I hope he forgives me if I wait a little while to see how much I like this place before I throw him some coin (which I will if I do). And Dings works for me.

Ahh crap, guess you can't edit your posts here. Please forgive my n00bness on the quotation...

this from a yank.......?

:lol2:

Try the edit button. Bottom right of post, next to quote

Fair enough. Ok, I'll just assume that I rank somewhere in between blood pudding and shepherd's pie on the tastiness scale.

Maybe this is a donating member option? This is all I got...

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e388/jiwig/cellar.jpg

It takes a few days for editing powers to kick in, as with thread starting. Monster's been here so long she's forgotten.

i think that the edit time has been shortened, though. it used to be 11 hours.....but i was unable to edit one after 6 hours the other day.

did you change it, UT?

Hey Freshness! Your poll is missing something. There should have been a special option to check .... "whale penis".
sloppy, sloppy ... :lol:

Wasn't an issue when I joined, back in the days when noobs had class.... I thought it was just thread starting that was restricted. mybad :p