HI

me again

FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Last post eaten by fucking fuck.

nevermind.

all 23 seconds can suck my dick.

I have recently become informed that the previous post can NOT BE DELETED.


MOTHER.
FUCKER.

SO...


fuck you.


the horse.

the stagecoach.

(you have no idea the mental effort expended to recall that word)

and all the motherfuckers obscured by the dust raised by the horses and the stagecoach


....


wow.

I revert to some pretty elementary profanity when I'm drunk.


Please....


I apologize.


even if my post to keystroke ratio is less than 1:4 or 1:10.

:sorry:

sorry

Damn.

Did I post that?

:lol2:

Yeah man, that totally reads like one of your drunk posts :P

I love getting drunk! ;)

I don't so much. I'd much rather get toasted.

I don't enjoy getting drunk as much as I used to. Too much work.

But, I still looooove being drunk as much as ever.:jig:

And stoooooooooooooooned, love me some stoned, man.

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A businessman indeed. ;)

I am Toasted!!!

I've just poured myself a small cocktail and am about to load up the bong.

I'm having a little celebration regarding a minor (but important to me) win against my asshole neighbor in court this morning. In short, he was a dick, the judge was a dickier dick, yet I still got the majority of what I was originally after. But most importantly, I let said asshole neighbor know that

I stand my ground
and I won't back down.

Video troubles? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvlTJrNJ5lA

Don't fuck with me, man. I will take your punk ass down. :p:

The video don't work.

I know! WTF. It works in Preview mode, but not in the posted post.

Click the link under the (LYING!) video box. :rolleyes:

In my current altered state, ^^this ^^ reminds me of . . . .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DBzlLWGHtE



P.S. Sorry for the url and not the video link- I don't know what I'm doing wrong. And I'm buzzed. :rasta: Neener.