Undertoad Thursday Oct 13 10:18 AM10/13/2005: Ghost man
This is Gopal Haldar. He normally looks like this:
As a young one, he was a runt - he suffered malnutrition to the point where he had a hormonal imbalance. As a result, he's 1.21 meters (four feet) tall and weighs 24 kilograms (52 pounds).
Neighbors said he was "born to play a ghost", and so he decided to take to the role. He makes himself up with soot and becomes a stage performer. From the full story which will expire soon:
"I see it as acting," said Haldar, adding that while he roams from village to village scaring the daylights out of people, his wife and son work in the fields.
"I have no regrets. Sometimes I enjoy it," he said of his spooky profession.
He mainly does his shows during the festive seasons and earns 40 to 50 rupees (about a dollar) a time, said his wife Malati, adding resignedly, "But he is addicted to smoking hemp and spends all his money on this habit."
Lighting up a hemp cigarette in front of his wife, Haldar acknowledged his love of the herb.
"(But) when I indulge myself in smoking hemp and playing chess, I wonder if I am a real ghost or a human being," he said philosophically.
lumberjim Thursday Oct 13 10:39 AMhe has a camel toe
xoxoxoBruce Thursday Oct 13 12:37 PM
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"I see it as acting," said Haldar, adding that while he roams from village to village scaring the daylights out of people, his wife and son work in the fields.
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He's lucky the peasants aren't armed, although a pitchfork and torch parade isn't out of the question.
Trilby Thursday Oct 13 01:48 PMJack Skellington! In the *ahem* flesh!
capnhowdy Thursday Oct 13 01:59 PMhe looks more like a meth or crack addict than a pot smoker. Evidently their "hemp" doesn't give you the munchies like weed does in our country.
it is hilarious the way his wife busted him out. I can almost hear her nagging.
this guy sounds like he's kinda like some cats I know in my town...only they haven't thought of the ghost gig yet. And they are lousy chess opponents.
grouch Thursday Oct 13 04:00 PMEven Skeletor looks better than this guy!
He should try out for Army of Darkness 2.
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wolf Friday Oct 14 02:20 AM
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Originally Posted by capnhowdy
he looks more like a meth or crack addict than a pot smoker. Evidently their "hemp" doesn't give you the munchies like weed does in our country.
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I think he would still get the munchies. He just can't run down to the Kwiki-Mart for a bag of Oreos and a Large Squishie.
India may now have all of our computer tech support jobs, but we have all their convenience store managers.
Beestie Friday Oct 14 04:13 AM
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Originally Posted by lumberjim
he has a camel toe
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And the guy who paints his ribs has Tourettes.
Lizsun Friday Oct 14 10:54 AMI guess you could say that for him everyday is Halloween!
Liz
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mrnoodle Friday Oct 14 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted by wolf
India may now have all of our computer tech support jobs, but we have all their convenience store managers.
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barefoot serpent Friday Oct 14 04:15 PMI resemble that remark!
Sundae Monday Oct 17 08:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Beestie
And the guy who paints his ribs has Tourettes.
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I can hear it now:
Painter - Hold still you f*cking c*nt!
Ghostman - Like, chill out man, I thought I was.....
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