Undertoad Friday Oct 7 02:34 PM
10/7/2005: Elephant pitch
chrisinhouston Friday Oct 7 02:54 PM
Let's sign her up with the Astros, they lost against the Braves yesterday and I have $20 bucks bet on them taking the playoffs!
BigV Friday Oct 7 03:00 PM
Pitcher? No, catcher. She could block the plate for sure!
capnhowdy Friday Oct 7 05:59 PM
When the Braves DO get to the playoffs they may as well be elephants. In a playoff situation, the elephants could probably play better ball. The masters of World Series choke, they are.
BigV Friday Oct 7 06:23 PM
Y'know, capn, I've been to Atlanta in the fall in years past. I was postitively scandalized to see that the perpetual division champs couldn't sell out the stadium for a playoff game. WTF?! There are other places in the country (see my location under my name hint hint) that would KILL for some consistent quality baseball like that.
Happy Monkey Friday Oct 7 06:45 PM
Wait, so this thread isn't about an elephant with blood in its stool?
xoxoxoBruce Friday Oct 7 08:06 PM
They are even better at soccer(football) as these videos show.