Undertoad Friday Sep 16 09:34 AM9/16/2005: Tiger mates with lioness
Happy Friday!
IotD pretty much figures on not bringing you porn - because you can surely find that if you look for it, this is the Internet. But as in the whale penis, sometimes it's necessary. What you see there is an extremely rare photo - a tiger will screw a lioness, but it's rare and not often photographed. This particular grind happened in a safari park in China. She has a nice expression on her face, don't you think?
As Napoleon Dynamite said, "The liger - it's pretty much my favorite animal." And a few weeks ago somebody suggested this shot of an actual liger, which waited patiently for its Friday shot, but this surely eclipses it. The half-lion, half-tiger liger:
But this is not what the male tiger and female lioness above are working on. The liger is what happens when a male lion impregnates a female tiger. If the above male tiger impregnates the female lion, the result will be a tigon.
I am not making this up.
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Trilby Friday Sep 16 09:44 AMYou know, guys will pretty much do it with anyone. Capt. Kirk did it with a whole 'nother species. And Spocks mom was HUMAN while his dad was Vulcan! Guys are so funky. But, I like them.
chrisinhouston Friday Sep 16 10:04 AMGreat Friday IOTD, my wife is coming home after 2 weeks away on business, really gets me in the mood!
Found an intersting site on the subject: http://www.lairweb.org.nz/tiger/ligers.html
While the expression on the lioness is priceless the one on the lioness behind the duo is pretty good too.
danja Friday Sep 16 11:05 AMShe looks like a tough one to please! - "Aren't you finished yet?!"
seakdivers Friday Sep 16 11:10 AMAaaahhh humping pictures are always my favorite.
I read something kinda interesting about Tigons and Ligers:
"In tigers, the fathers contribute the genes that limit growth. In lions,
the mothers contribute the genes that limit growth. When you take
a female tiger, and a male lion, the offspring (liger) have no genes
to regulate how big they get. They just keep growing their whole lives.
On the other hand, a tiger father and a lion mother will make a tigon.
Tigons are much smaller than their lion and tiger parents because they
have two sets of growth limiting genes"
seakdivers Friday Sep 16 11:12 AMThe lion in the background has this "Whoa - what the....!" look.
Saknussem Friday Sep 16 11:15 AMsomewhere, in a peaceful wood, a worried Kanga thinks, "Where IS that Tigger of mine?"
Hobbs Friday Sep 16 11:43 AMThere's always some weird-ass thing going on over in China, isn't there?
Hobbs Friday Sep 16 11:47 AMIt looks like the tiger is wispering sweet nothings in the ear of the lioness, but what I think he's saying is, "This will take just a second, then I'll be off to watch Sports Center."
magilla Friday Sep 16 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Brianna
You know, guys will pretty much do it with anyone. Capt. Kirk did it with a whole 'nother species. And Spocks mom was HUMAN while his dad was Vulcan! Guys are so funky. But, I like them.
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Ummm..ISTM that every time some guy does it with a female of another species- - - so does the female.
Just my take on things
BigV Friday Sep 16 01:14 PM
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Originally Posted by magilla
Ummm..ISTM that every time some guy does it with a female of another species- - - so does the female.
Just my take on things
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Aww, shaddup. You're just another guy who doesn't know squat. It's the male's fault. All. The. Time. What, are you new?
Elspode Friday Sep 16 01:59 PMI'd have a go at mating with the chick in the picture with the ligon. Not in the vicinity of the ligon, mind you.
wolf Friday Sep 16 02:07 PMRishathra for friday. How nice.
As an aside, Tigon Studios is the name of Vin Diesel's game production company.
ferkelparade Friday Sep 16 02:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Elspode
I'd have a go at mating with the chick in the picture with the ligon. Not in the vicinity of the ligon, mind you.
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Would that produce an Elspick or a Chode?
wolf Friday Sep 16 02:23 PMDepends ... is she Hispanic?
(the actual answer is that it would produce a .45 caliber divorce, courtesy of Mrs. Elspode)
Clodfobble Friday Sep 16 02:51 PMLook at the lioness' back legs, all casually splayed out to the side. Man, she's not even helping him out at all. She's just lyin' there.
wolf Friday Sep 16 02:54 PMAren't humans the only creatures that do it for recreation as well as biological imperative?
Oh, and unlike, say, preying mantises, we don't kill our mates. Evolution has given us opposable thumbs and divorce attorneys.
Clodfobble Friday Sep 16 03:01 PMI thought dolphins did it for recreation too.
jinx Friday Sep 16 03:04 PMAnd bonobos.
dar512 Friday Sep 16 03:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Clodfobble
She's just lyin' there.
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Nice one, Clod.
glatt Friday Sep 16 04:21 PMWell, plenty of male animals will lick thier balls or jerk off. It's not sex, but it's similar. They probably do it for fun.
barefoot serpent Friday Sep 16 04:40 PMAt least no kittens will be harmed in the making of this thread.
melidasaur Friday Sep 16 04:46 PMSo are tigons bred for their skills in magic?
Elspode Friday Sep 16 05:08 PM
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Originally Posted by wolf
Depends ... is she Hispanic?
(the actual answer is that it would produce a .45 caliber divorce, courtesy of Mrs. Elspode)
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No...I'd be bludgeoned to death in my sleep with a guitar, most likely. Frankly, with the way I snore, I'm sort of surprised this hasn't happened anyway.
xoxoxoBruce Friday Sep 16 06:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Clodfobble
Look at the lioness' back legs, all casually splayed out to the side. Man, she's not even helping him out at all. She's just lyin' there.
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At least she's not having a sandwich or doing her nails.
BigV Friday Sep 16 06:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Clodfobble
Look at the lioness' back legs, all casually splayed out to the side. Man, she's not even helping him out at all. She's just lyin' there.
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Just lyin' (heh) there NOT RAKING HIS BALLS WITH HER CLAWS OR CRUSHING HIS WINDPIPE WITH HER JAWS. I reckon he's getting all the help he wants.
hehehe claws and jaws, the next discovery channel tease...
jinx Friday Sep 16 06:24 PM
wow
seakdivers Friday Sep 16 07:03 PMGawd - could you imagine cleaning that cat's litter box?!
BigV Friday Sep 16 07:09 PMEeewwww. Picking out the crushed skulls, the rattly slinky of a spine, the awkward femurs with their sharp jagged ends gnawed off... Yeah, that's just gross.
xoxoxoBruce Friday Sep 16 07:16 PMAnd bells that smell like pepper spray.
BigV Friday Sep 16 07:23 PMhahahaha
Griff Friday Sep 16 09:55 PMYou an me baby ain't nothin' but mammals...
chrisinhouston Saturday Sep 17 10:34 AM
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Originally Posted by barefoot serpent
At least no kittens will be harmed in the making of this thread.
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Reminds me of another Cellar thread...
capnhowdy Sunday Sep 18 08:38 AMThis explains why my oldest son is so huge......
He's a MariNavy kid.
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