8/17/2005: Fortune-telling bunny

Axlrosen catches this oddity. This is in Istanbul, Turkey where this fortune-telling bunny will pick your future out of this collection.

This is far less scientific, but just as valid, as all the other methods used to determine one's future. Frankly I would prefer having a bunny pick out my doom than having some old hag on the Jersey boardwalk determine it from the lines on my hand. It's more entertaining.

No word on the two "pigeons of doom" who are overseeing the whole operation...

They are understudies.

If the bunny stops doing his job right, he's dinner.

Is this yet another thing that would piss-off PETA?

and if I were born in the year of the rabbit...

I'd be all over that.

Are the rabbit's answers comparable to those of the advice bunny?

When I went the Advice Bunny was on break and I got my answer from the Advice Duck.

Damn Turks, exploiting bunnies and birds is wrong. Why don't they use slaves or illegal aliens, like civilized countries.

I think the pidgeons are the muscle of the operation. You get your fortune told, you don't pay, you get your eyes pecked out.

Oolong, Oolong, How I long for Oolong...

He's a cute little bunny. I had a bunny years ago, she was all white with pink eye's, I called her Jessica (after Jessica Rabbit (Roger Rabbit)). I found out that she was actually a he cause Jessica kept trying to hump my cats and dogs and anything that stood still long enough. True story. I had her for about 12 year, I actually miss Jessie (as she/he was called in later life). He was known as the Killer Rabbit, he used to attack humans he didn't know, he was real crazy.

Rabbits are evolving into something quite useful other than food. First the infamous "rabbit test" ...now this.
I wonder if he can predict pregnancy without becoming a martyr now. Sure hope so...
Even PETA would be proud of that.