The Cellar Image of the Day

Axlrosen sent this along, and I think it's making the rounds now even though it's apparently almost a year old. But it's Snopes-verified:

Quote:

From Panama to the Great Lakes, Bill Driver's done pretty well fishing over the past 50 years.

Now he's wondering if he'd have done even better with a different kind of bait. "I never considered using a kid's basketball," Driver said. "Maybe I should have."

Friday afternoon, Driver was standing on the deck of his house near 119th Street West and Central when he saw an eight-inch ball floating in Sandalwood Lake.

Noticing the ball wasn't floating normally, Driver wandered to his dock for a closer look. A catfish had its mouth stuck around the ball.

Driver hollered for his wife, Pam, to get a camera while he unrigged the sail from his nine-foot boat, wading into the lake and corralling the fish toward shore with the sail as a seine.

Several times, the flathead tried to dive, only to have the ball buoy it back to the surface.

The fish appeared to be exhausted and offered little resistance once in the shallows.

Things may have gone easier had the fish the strength to struggle.

"I just couldn't pull that ball out of its mouth," Driver said. "I was lifting up out of the water as best I could by the ball. I finally sent my wife to the house to get a knife."

Driver carefully deflated the ball. Estimated at 50 pounds, the fish swam toward the deepest part of the lake.

i'm not normally a warm and fuzzy "save the (fill in the blank)" guy, but i think it is pretty cool that this guy used his knife to deflate the ball rather than snag a really nice trophy to show the guys and brag about.

I still think that guy should be getting some wishes. It's clearly a magickal catfish!!

The inside of that Cat's maw is rough as sandpaper so food doesn't squirt out.
Worked against him (her?) this time, though.
I'm with Brianna, the guy deserves a wish of two.

The fish got away on a technicality. It couldn't offer the wishes, since its mouth was full. Once its mouth was available, it was free, so it got off scott free!

There, I've made up for stealing 404's idea.

Fish are stupid, and deserve to be laughed at.

OMAGOLL......... it's a fish eat fish world.
I reckon we'll call the latter images, .........well ,..34 1/2.......
Let me preappologize. Always the sexual angle.
Fish ARE stupid. Too stupid to have sex.
......I think the whale people are coming...........