Undertoad Friday Dec 31 12:39 PM12/31/2004: Happy polar bear new year
Kalluk, a male polar bear at the San Diego Zoo, tosses a toy Thursday, Dec. 30, 2004, in San Diego. The zoo created a winter scene for the bears by blowing 24 tons of snow into their exhibit and gave Kalluk and his sister Tatqiq a couple plastic polar bear toys to play with.
But the reason I picked the image was his perfect form, and for what it says... Xmas is over, toss the decorations now.
Or, perhaps, this ain't no polar bear.
xoxoxoBruce Friday Dec 31 01:35 PMI think he's miffed because HE didn't get the Coke commercial.
Happy New Year, one and all.
Karenv Friday Dec 31 05:02 PMI notice his hair is greenish. Wonder if he has algae in his hollow hair too?
magilla Friday Dec 31 07:14 PMI think he wants the scarf.
Wormfood Sunday Jan 2 02:44 AMWho dumped all this snow here?...
and I can't eat this... give me seals..
xoxoxoBruce Sunday Jan 2 10:27 AMSeal? No, no....that's just ice cream.
Emrikol Sunday Jan 2 04:51 PM
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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
Seal? No, no....that's just ice cream.
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jeebus, that has to be one of my favorite jokes ever!
Thanks for the laugh!
Wormfood Monday Jan 3 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
Seal? No, no....that's just ice cream.
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I might as well admit it... I really don't get it?
Must be because I'm Swedish.
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jeebus, that has to be one of my favorite jokes ever!
Thanks for the laugh!
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Hmm.. usually that kind of jokes are naughty... hmm,No.. I still don't get it...
I give up.
limey Monday Jan 3 11:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Wormfood
I might as well admit it... I really don't get it?
Must be because I'm Swedish.
Hmm.. usually that kind of jokes are naughty... hmm,No.. I still don't get it...
I give up.
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Wormfood, I think what we have been given is the punchline of a joke which will become funny to us, too, [hint] when someone tells us the joke [/hint]
wolf Monday Jan 3 02:24 PMIt's an automotive reference.
I also was laughing when I read the line.
jinx Monday Jan 3 02:31 PM
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Originally Posted by limey
[hint] when someone tells us the joke [/hint]
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Looks like you've blown a seal.
xoxoxoBruce Monday Jan 3 10:50 PMThe penguin has an Ice cream cone while the mechanic works on his broken down car.
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Looks like you've blown a seal.
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No, no....that's just ice cream.
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wolf Tuesday Jan 4 02:00 AMThe version I'm used to starts, "An Eskimo was enjoying an ice cream cone as the mechanic worked on his broken down car ..."
Wormfood Tuesday Jan 4 10:24 AM
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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
The penguin has an Ice cream cone while the mechanic works on his broken down car.
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Now it's crystalclear. Thanks.
Emrikol Tuesday Jan 4 03:39 PM*rimshot*
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station. After dropping the car off, the penguin decides to take a walk around town.
He sees an ice cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big cone with a double-scoop of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat, but having no hands he is forced to make a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers.
After finishing his ice cream, he goes to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says, "It looks like you blew a seal."
"No, no, it's just ice cream, I swear!"
(sans with)
xoxoxoBruce Wednesday Jan 5 01:09 PMI used to work with an engineer that kept a 3x5 card in his wallet that he wrote punch lines on. We'd be out in public somewhere and he'd start reading them one at a time with a pause in between to wait for reactions from strangers overhearing him.
I was always wondering where and how she'd heard it, when some sweet little old lady would react to the punchline from some raunchy joke.
juggle5 Friday Jan 7 10:47 PMOne of my favorite episodes of the old "Laugh-In" TV show ended with Dan Rowan and Dick Martin carrying on this conversation -- sorta kinda. It sounded wierd, and somehow familar. Just as it finished, I realized these were the punch lines of a dozen or so dirty jokes, all clean by themselves. ROFLMAO.
xoxoxoBruce Friday Jan 7 11:39 PMI don't remember that one...or they just went over my pure as driven snow, head. Welcome to the Cellar, Juggle5.
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