Undertoad Thursday Jul 8 02:45 PM7/8/2004: Couple has sex on stage
Norwegians Tommy Hol Ellingsen, 28, and his girlfriend Leona Johansson, 21, are dedicated to having sex in public to save the environment.
Although the full story doesn't do a good job of explaining how it works, it seems they accept cash to perform sex acts in public or something and are claiming to have raised a very substantial amount of money doing it. And apparently no organization will accept the money.
That doesn't help explain why they went ahead with their plan during this Norwegian festival.
It seems to me that screwing for the environment is not a good plan... it might lead to more consumers.
jaguar Thursday Jul 8 03:09 PMI find it strange that no orgs will accept the money, it's not like they're sacrificing kittens or something.
jinx Thursday Jul 8 03:11 PMHere's the NSFW version.
«The goal is to take over the entire commercial porn industry and transfer all the money to protection of the environment,» Ellingsen explained.
Ah. I get it now.
Cyber Wolf Thursday Jul 8 03:12 PMI once heard of a Brazilian band (7-9 members, male and female) that would perform naked, intending to shake the stigma "Naked Body = Nasty" and to promote healthy sexuality. I don't remember if they actually went into full intercourse on stage but I do remember there was a husband and wife pair in the group that would get fondly and kissyface on stage while the rest of the band played. This was several years ago, but if I can find anymore info on them I'll post it.
ladysycamore Thursday Jul 8 05:06 PM
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"Ellingsen and Johansson are members of an organisation called F*** for Forest which is dedicated to having sex in public to save the environment."
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OhmyGod, I laughed my ass off at that one. This will be the new excuse for having sex in public:
"Oh, um, officer. Ah yeah, well, we are part of an org. called 'Humping for the Homeless', and we were f***ing for the plight of the poor and downtrodden!"
richlevy Thursday Jul 8 07:39 PMWell, at least screwing FOR the environment is better than just screwing the environment. If they weren't Norwegian, I'd say run them on the Green Party platform.
Undertoad Thursday Jul 8 08:04 PMThey ARE the Green Party platform.
Elspode Thursday Jul 8 08:47 PM Speaking from the strictly male point of view, I'd just like to say that you would have to be a hell of an exhibitionist to get it up in front of that many people.
Talk about performance pressure...sheesh.
Sun_Sparkz Thursday Jul 8 08:58 PM
They look so grosse!!
what a horrible picture they look so feral.. ew, how could they possibly hope to take over the porn industry when watching them would probably only turn someone off?!?!
:thumbsdow
I'm all for trying to save the environment , but if the fund raiser concept is just to gloss over the sick little fantasies of weekend hippies wanting to doggie each other in public, and have people pay to watch them, then thats ridiculous. I mean they hadnt even organised a charity to give the proceeds to... How serious could they possibly have been about the environment.. sounds to me like they were only thinking about their egos.
lumberjim Thursday Jul 8 09:14 PMmethinks thou doth protesteth too much
Karenv Thursday Jul 8 09:35 PMThe uncensored photo can be seen at:
http://pub.tv2.no/nettavisen/english/article250240.ece
They don't look worse than your typical porn actors (which isn't saying that much.) Especially your typical European porn actors.
Sun_Sparkz Thursday Jul 8 09:42 PMWell i dont watch porn (i've only seen snipets of 2 or 3), so i wouldn't know what typical porn actors look like.
If they were filming some porn movies out in the environment or something, Like documenting the demise of nature on earth with added porn (like an X rated version of the naked news) and then selling them with profit going toward a preselected and agreed organisation.. maybe that would work?
richlevy Thursday Jul 8 10:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Sun_Sparkz
Well i dont watch porn (i've only seen snipets of 2 or 3), so i wouldn't know what typical porn actors look like.
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I guess this means you haven't seen the Plastic Forks photos.
Sun_Sparkz Thursday Jul 8 10:31 PMNot yet!
Are they posted yet? or is this different to the Forks you all attended?
Waht did that all mean anyway.. was it a picnic or something?
onetrack Friday Jul 9 01:09 AMWhere was I, when this sort of thing happens?? Working of course!
They look pretty good to me .. as a professional voyeur ..
http://www.dagbladet.no/nyheter/2004/07/06/402500.html
Click on ''neste bilde'' for the full sequence of pics ..
I gotta agree with Lumberjim though .. these people have gotta be seasoned performers.
Anyone else would promptly get the droops, trying to do this in front of several thousand people ..
F**k for Forest?? I think that's a pretty thin veneer .. why not just "F**k-In-Public-Because-We-Are-Just-Plain-Exhibitionists''?? ..
Naahh .... just doesn't have the necessary, ''cause'' ....
Oh .. by the way .. didn't anyone notice the Band's name .. Cumshots!
How appropriate ...
jojomonkeygirl Friday Jul 9 04:45 AM
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Originally Posted by richlevy
I guess this means you haven't seen the Plastic Forks photos.
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Come on....what's the Plastic Forks video???
jaguar Friday Jul 9 05:27 AMForks is an annual get-together of cellar members in the philly region.
ladysycamore Friday Jul 9 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted by richlevy
Well, at least screwing FOR the environment is better than just screwing the environment.
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Or getting screwed BY the government.
chrisinhouston Monday Jul 12 11:37 AMWow, they're doing it "doggie style"! Actually I find it intersting that they seem to be so self absorbed in front of a racaus audience and surrounded by band members. My exwife used to have a hard time doing it if we put the kids down for a nap! "Someone might hear us!!"
If you check out their website they say they are looking for models, preferably women, HAHAHA what a joke. The guy who thought this one up is the ultimate salesman of the centurey, gonna start a charity group based on him screwing women on stage, LOL. Sounds like somthing Emperor Caligula would have thought up, except he would have ended by cutting off everyone's heads.
And what is with the title of the group, Fuck for Forest, they get a c- for grammar.
lumberjim Monday Jul 12 11:40 AMmaybe that's the guy's name...."Forest" ??...or would that have 2 r's?
Troubleshooter Monday Jul 12 12:21 PMOk, we have a contingent of older hippies here, what is the deal with the new hippies and the dreads?
lumberjim Monday Jul 12 12:23 PMNEW HIPPIES + DREADS: fashion statement plain and simple
the old ones did it because they had long hair, and didnt bathe regularly.
Dagney Monday Jul 12 12:34 PM
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Originally Posted by lumberjim
maybe that's the guy's name...."Forest" ??...or would that have 2 r's?
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Makes you wonder if she yells *run Forrest runnnnnnn*
(of course, feel free to modify the spelling of that particular verb - seeing I'm at the office, I didn't feel it would be appropriate to substitute the C and the M in their appropriate places)
Dagney
(Who is sick of boxes!)
Troubleshooter Monday Jul 12 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted by lumberjim
NEW HIPPIES + DREADS: fashion statement plain and simple
the old ones did it because they had long hair, and didnt bathe regularly.
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Some statement.
"I'm so pretentious I'll spend money to look like shit."
Happy Monkey Monday Jul 12 01:07 PMSimilar to pre-ripped jeans, or antiqued furniture.
onetrack Monday Jul 12 07:17 PM
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''And what is with the title of the group, Fuck for Forest, they get a c- for grammar''
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Yeah .. but they got an 'A' in sex education ..
richlevy Monday Jul 12 07:38 PMI just saw a different photo and realized how much the girl looks like Squeaky Fromme .
slang Wednesday Jul 14 01:38 PMWhere are all the outraged feminists? This guy in not only banging this chick on stage but is also pulling her hair and bending her neck back.
To make matters worse, he's a white guy.
We all know what evil bastards they are.
Beestie Saturday Jul 17 12:17 AMNSFW
Here is the video
NSFW
Trilby Saturday Jul 17 07:52 PMwow
I'm-speechless at the video-
wolf Sunday Jul 18 03:47 AMExcept for the size of the audience it was pretty underwhelming.
It did seem, though, that the clip was footage from a local news broadcast ... from my perspective as an insular, prudish American, that was quite, umm ... astonishing. Such things should be described in euphemisms in hushed tones by somewhat embarrassed looking commentators.
Trilby Sunday Jul 18 08:59 AM
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Originally Posted by wolf
Except for the size of the audience it was pretty underwhelming.
It did seem, though, that the clip was footage from a local news broadcast ... from my perspective as an insular, prudish American, that was quite, umm ... astonishing. Such things should be described in euphemisms in hushed tones by somewhat embarrassed looking commentators.
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Exactly.
Trilby Sunday Jul 18 09:18 AMDear Ms. Chairwoman,
Please accept my request for membership in your most gracious Committee.
Kindly advise of any fees, dues or formal application process.
If not for the Whale Penis-I wouldn't be.
richlevy Sunday Jul 18 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Beestie
NSFW
Here is the video
NSFW
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Well, the sex wasn't that shocking but I have NEVER seen a woman get undressed that fast.
Trilby Sunday Jul 18 04:41 PMIs it me or does that guy look like Shaggy of Scoobie-Doo fame?
slang Sunday Jul 18 10:45 PM
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Originally Posted by richlevy
...........NEVER seen a woman get undressed that fast.
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Dressed, yes...........UNDRESSED, no.......lol
chrisinhouston Monday Jul 19 01:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Brianna
Is it me or does that guy look like Shaggy of Scoobie-Doo fame?
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Yea but she doesn't look anything like Velma or Daphne!
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