9/5: Bull penis putter

Golfers, like dalmations, are insane. Golfers absorb golfing gifts like black holes absorb light. And so it has come to this: for $99.95, you too can have a putter made out of the penis of a bull. See more, if you really feel you need to, at http://www.purebull.com .

And the company has the balls (no pun intended) to put a top ten "humorous one-liners" list about their penis putter right on the front page?

Tony, any naked PETA protests over this?

-Cyc

Comes with leather sack of 2 golf <a href=http://www.netrelief.com/cooking/recipes/oysters.htm>balls</A>

This reminds me of a Far Side cartoon

There was a Far Side cartoon a few years back of an Indian chief holding up a squiggly collection of what looked like intestines and saying something like <not quoted correctly>:

"Take a good hard look. We don't know what it is, but it's the only part of the buffalo that we don't use".

What's next?

Mitch

So, does this putter get longer and harder with every stroke?