March 15th, 2020 : Make-do Masks

Even though you want to avoid real human type people there’s plenty of friends/experts online to tell you
what to do in order to be passed over by the Kung Flu, without nailing your first born to the front door.
Sometimes it’s a little confusing when they don’t give explicit instructions. Like hopping on one foot naked
under a full moon, is it the right foot or left? Sigh... have to do both to be sure I guess.

But some of the advice is not correct, believe it or not. Misinformation has led to hoarding and the largest
toilet paper shortage since Johnny Carson joked about it 47 years ago. Masks are also in short supply...
"I don’t know howta put ‘em on, and maybe ain’t worth squat, but by God I’ve got a closet full of ‘em."

But why should you die writhing in the gutter because somebody snatched up all the masks before you
got out of work. Max Siedentopf, a German-Namibian designer based in London is here to save your butt
by collating the best information twitter and bookface have to offer.



The Kung Flu V
came over the sea
May get all the others
but it won't get...




link

Insert cigarette filters into your nostrils and breath through your nose.