xoxoxoBruce Monday May 13 12:26 AMMay 13th, 2019: How Did The Chicken Cross The Road
Well never know why, give it up they’re not talking.
Guantanamo can’t make them talk. The KGB got nothing. Even Mossad threw in the towel. So settle for how they crossed the road.
Drivers had to yield to a critter which can be as slow as a reluctant toddler, plus there is clear evidence a couple of the took a crap
in the crosswalk... hopefully they didn’t have a newspaper or smart phone with them.
I assume this is Germany because TinEye says the photograph only appeared in two German publications, Bild, and Welt.
HitTheLake Monday May 13 11:30 AMI'd like to know how they got the chicken to use the crossing.
Which brings up the oldie but goodie "Deer Crossing" radio show call-in. Which I still to this day wonder if it was a farce. But funny nonetheless.
https://youtu.be/pDLc9rkcXdY
xoxoxoBruce Monday May 13 02:58 PMI'd guess they painted the crosswalk where the chickens were crossing regularly.
Undertoad Monday May 13 06:22 PMDisappoint, the sign says giant chickens crossing but there is only a regular-sized one
xoxoxoBruce Monday May 13 11:46 PMShould have seen that coming, you know how those sign and billboard painters exaggerate. Besides if the were giants they wouldn't need a crosswalk.
Gravdigr Tuesday May 14 01:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Undertoad
Disappoint, the sign says giant chickens crossing but there is only a regular-sized one
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That's the scout.
Hopalong48 Tuesday May 14 01:46 PMeasy, put some corn in the crosswalk.
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xoxoxoBruce Tuesday May 14 11:08 PMSure but how do you train them to keep moving?
Gravdigr Wednesday May 15 12:10 PMEasy.
Ya hypnotize him.
ETA: I thought Bruce said to keep them from moving...Sorries.
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