April 6th, 2019: They Laughed When I Sat Down...

They laughed when I sat down
But stopped when I plucked them up...

Want to be popular? Life of the party? Get them dancing, singing, smiling? You need a guitar.
Face it, you’re not strong enough to carry a piano, so you need a custom guitar from LJ’s guitar shop.
But but, you say, how do I pick out a design, a style. Where do I start, where do I get inspiration.
If you’re drawing a blank, look to your favorite car as your muse, let it be your guide.


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.......................Capiesce?



Got the picture? Good, now describe your vision to LJ at “Amanda’s Patience Ltd”.



You’re on your way to popularity, social stardom, go man go!

PS ~ You might want to learn to play though.

LJ should start buying classic cars to build the guitars from. Sell the pair at a tidy profit.

I've always thought the axe under the GT350 looks like a bottle opener.



I think a guitar with automotive style would be a seller. Radio knobs for tuners and volume/tone knobs. Chrome heater/AC controls for switch handles. Maybe rig an old roll-up window handle for the whammy bar. Old Corvette scallop paint scheme, red and cream, and bound in chrome, naturally.

I can see it, it's beautiful.