Jan 4th, 2018: Ann Arbor Deer

Ann Arbor, Michigan, is paying hundreds of thousands of dollars to White Buffalo Inc from CT, to handle their deer overpopulation.
Last January they darted 54 of the sexiest Does they could find, and with the help of local volunteers, gave them an ovariectomy.
This year they are repeating the process on 23 Whitetail sluts, and are looking for yoga mats to make the Does more comfy.

We have one of these situations at a local college campus. They have a large nature preserve and the fight appears to be mostly deer huggers vs plant huggers. It will look like a moonscape up there if they don't sort themselves out.

As a people hugger, I would like to see the deer shot killed humanely and I would like to see volunteers preparing the meat for the homeless

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Originally Posted by Undertoad As a people hugger, I would like to see the deer shot killed humanely and I would like to see volunteers preparing the meat for the homeless

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Originally Posted by Undertoad As a people hugger, I would like to see the deer shot killed humanely and I would like to see volunteers preparing the meat for the homeless

somebody needs a

Ima wait til you get famous, rich, and powerful, and then, Ima holler sekshal harrassment like Gomer Pyle hollered "Citizen's arrest! Citizen's arrest!"

There were 5 in the yard the other day. This summer they didn't eat my kale, but I think only because some coyote pooped near it and I left it there.... I can't believe we used to think they were exotic. like chipmunks.

But then here people think hedgehogs and ferrets are exotic...

The University of Michigan did allow them into the Arboretum to shoot in the end.

The main problem is not in people's yards, though -that's just irritating- but they are regularly on the freeways and regular roads causing accidents. You hit a deer, you are lucky if you don't get whiplash. And your car is likely to be a write-off -if not from the deer damage (innards in the engine are apparently a bugger to clean), then from the tit who slams into the back of you because they were driving right up your arse. When I drive to work at 5am,, I never drive in the curb lane because the chance of a deer jumping out in front of me is too great.

Last time Pete hit a deer she jumped on the brakes and then hit the gas. She bounced on top of and over the thing. Nice piece of driving really.

I'll remember that....

... does it work for the drunks dressed in black who are staggering home down the gutter too?

I was driving a rental Mustang on a twisty two lane over the Cascades at about midnight. Driving way too fast(as usual) over a hump into a left hand sweeper when I spotted three dear staring at me. Hit the brakes and killed the headlights waiting for the impact. It didn't come. I figure killing the lights broke the spell, and the screech of tires(pre-antilock) spooked them, but there might be a little shit luck involved.

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr People are highly, and I mean, HIGHLY, overrated. Fuck 'em. Every one.

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Originally Posted by monster The University of Michigan did allow them into the Arboretum to shoot in the end. The main problem is not in people's yards, though -that's just irritating- but they are regularly on the freeways and regular roads causing accidents. You hit a deer, you are lucky if you don't get whiplash. And your car is likely to be a write-off -if not from the deer damage (innards in the engine are apparently a bugger to clean), then from the tit who slams into the back of you because they were driving right up your arse. When I drive to work at 5am,, I never drive in the curb lane because the chance of a deer jumping out in front of me is too great.

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Originally Posted by monster The University of Michigan did allow them into the Arboretum to shoot in the end. The main problem is not in people's yards, though -that's just irritating- but they are regularly on the freeways and regular roads causing accidents. You hit a deer, you are lucky if you don't get whiplash. And your car is likely to be a write-off -if not from the deer damage (innards in the engine are apparently a bugger to clean), then from the tit who slams into the back of you because they were driving right up your arse. When I drive to work at 5am,, I never drive in the curb lane because the chance of a deer jumping out in front of me is too great.

We have them here too, but they aren't thick enough yet to be a hazard to vehicles. They spread deer ticks and eat gardens though.

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Originally Posted by glatt We have them here too, but they aren't thick enough yet to be a hazard to vehicles. They spread deer ticks and eat gardens though.

I have deer going through the yard every day. They cross the road by my house then go 300 yards up to where the land slopes down to the creek with no banking to drink. last summer when it was wet the path they take looked like kids on dirt bikes torn it up.