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What an inspiration to all of us. Sooty set a goal in his life and went out and achieved it. He partied hard and then he slept hard. Way to go Sooty, we salute you!

Wait until he sees the child support bill.

image of the day 1/24/2001

Tony,

This is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time! Where in the world did you find it???

I don't even know! Somebody sent it to me. I guess it came out of a British newspaper somehow and is getting circulated.

I hear that they're having a contest to rename his cage. The two top choices are The Playboy Mansion and The West Wing.

Of course this is typical male thinking. Given a choice between making a break for freedom and a wild orgy, it was no contest.

To think that Texas could have saved a couple of million dollars hunting down those convicts by simply building a whorehouse next to the prison.