November 29, 2012 - Dark Meat

I came across this alternative "main dish" for your Thanksgiving table next year . . .



Don't worry, it is an all natural, vegetarian alternative -- it's a jello (gelatin) sculpture!

Titled "Funeral Meat," this tasty treat was designed and sculpted by Evan Campbell.

Originally discovered at io9.

from the link: "airbrushed with acrylic adhesive paints."

Don't worry, gelatin is only cow hooves and ears--completely vegetarian.

you got it! Vegetarian alternative, right ...

Major hurl factor

there is a difference between vegetarian, vegan, straightedgers, hardliners and real people.

Still, cool image, high gross factor. I like how the incision on the belly to remove the offal has been sewn shut with X style stitches.

Roast Gargoyle?

This reminds me of the baby Voldemort in the Harry Potter movies. Eeeewww.

Poor baby.
I would have kept him alive and fed him water and gold-duct, not served him up for dinner.

He could have ridden in my spangly silver bag like one of Paris Hilton's dogs, and terrorised the neighbourhood while I worked, skimming milk and sometimes making the drink to have no barm.

Sigh. One man's meat is another man's helpmeet.

That looks sickly, here's some fresh stuff.

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Originally Posted by Sundae Poor baby. I would have kept him alive and fed him water and gold-duct, not served him up for dinner. He could have ridden in my spangly silver bag like one of Paris Hilton's dogs, and terrorised the neighbourhood while I worked, skimming milk and sometimes making the drink to have no barm. Sigh. One man's meat is another man's helpmeet.

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot Don't worry, gelatin is only cow hooves and ears--completely vegetarian.

There is veggie gelatin. Jelly Tots use it (tiny jelly sweets, okay for Muslim & Hindu children).

But this post was mostly to correct myself.
Water and gold-dust. Not gold-duct.

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce That looks sickly, here's some fresh stuff.