August 27, 2012 - The Waiter

via Jokeroo

Impressive. But I wouldn't want to eat any of those dishes that had other dishes resting in them. And he's a little sweaty looking.

And the bowls of soup or gravy at the top are spilling into the dishes below them. Cross contamination! And the people who ordered that soup will be short changed.

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Originally Posted by glatt Impressive. But I wouldn't want to eat any of those dishes that had other dishes resting in them. And he's a little sweaty looking.

Maybe the food was really crappy and he's taking it all back to the kitchen.

When I'd clear tables at the bar, on a crazy busy night with bottles and glasses piling to high heaven, I'd have a beer bottle on each finger, some glasses or beer bottles tucked under my arms, and I could usually get one more mug with my bottled fingers.

Waiter, there's a thumb in my soup. No, I don't want that spoon... I know what you use it for.