November 30th, 2011 Tattoo? F U!

Tattoo artist Ryan Fitzgerald from Dayton, OH was hit with a $100,000 lawsuit last week by his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent. She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed an image of a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it.

Apparently, Ryan found out that Rossie had cheated with a long-time friend of his, but instead of confronting her about it he acted like everything was normal and hatched a plan for revenge. Originally, Rossie tried to have Ryan charged with assault, but the ingenious tattoo artist had covered his bases by plying Rossie with wine and tequila shots and getting her to sign a consent form that stated the design was “at the artist’s discretion.”

No word from Rossie on whether the illicit night of passion with Ryan’s friend was worth it. Moral of the story? Never cheat on a tattoo artist.

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And yet another reason NOT to get a Tattoo

... ow!

And how does she know it ISN'T a scene from Narnia? Did Mr Tumnus never $#!% in the woods?

If true, it was a mean-spirited, infantile, terrible thing to do.
A midnight radical-circumcision, at the artist's discretion, is in order.

That stinks! What a Shitty way to get even. I wouldn't take that kind of crap.

Ok...I'll stop... I am pooped from making shitty puns anyway.

I don't think that's real.

it sure don't look shiny - like a freshly laid tat usually does.

I call bullsh**

"No, no, no. I said back that shit up".



Seriously, if this is real, tattoo dude is in trouble, and I think could be done for assault. A contract signed when one party is drunk is invalid on grounds of diminished responsibility.

The humour on here is going down the pan. I mean, it's not like we're flush with quality jokes?

If we could see her fece I'd be more convinced.

does this make me a party pooper?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/...s-crap-8764319

People get some stupid shit tattooed on themselves. Why not a heaping pile of shit. Heck, a friend of mine has bubbles coming out of her ass.

She started with a nice cherub, and it went downhill from there, especially while she was dating a tattoo artist.

I think thats awesome.

Im disappointed its not real

Reminds me of this story:

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Originally Posted by wolf People get some stupid shit tattooed on themselves. Why not a heaping pile of shit. Heck, a friend of mine has bubbles coming out of her ass. She started with a nice cherub, and it went downhill from there, especially while she was dating a tattoo artist.