Undertoad Thursday Jan 2 04:15 PM1/2/2003: Mascot frightens infant
I'm not sure this shot is worthy, but I was taken aback by it so what the hey. This is a Philippine police mascot. The caption sez that some police officers were given the job of wearing mascot costumes as they patrol the shopping malls there, to make their presence less obtrusive and more friendly.
Obviously, the mascot is having the intended effect.
99 44/100% pure Thursday Jan 2 04:41 PMCaption:
Jackson Child Meets Father for First Time
Los Olivos, California - In the security and privacy of the Neverland Ranch, Michael Jackson's youngest son met his father for the first time today. Jackson has recently completed the latest round of surgeries to tranform his appearance to that of a 'multi-cultural Diana Ross.'
warch Thursday Jan 2 04:43 PMAn appropriate reaction.
I'm trying to figure out the line across the eyes-is the egg head gonna open up? Or has it just closed? I find the baggy, deboned appendages particularly disturbing.
xoxoxoBruce Thursday Jan 2 04:52 PMReminds me of the time my ex got goosed by Chip of Chip 'n Dale at Disneyland.
99 44/100% pure Thursday Jan 2 04:54 PMAn unsightly side effect of all those surgeries -- but, not to worry, another is scheduled shortly to take care of this quibbling little detail.
Another possible explanation -- it's the antenna through which Jackson receives orders from the Mother Ship. Uh-oh, there's gonna be hell to pay for letting it show; Jackson was ordered to blend in and be indistinguishable from the crowd!
Griff Thursday Jan 2 07:00 PMNo! Not one line story....
Detective Jackie Chan on probation for ramming a Segway into a runaway junk finds himself doing public relations work...
wolf Friday Jan 3 11:56 AMI love stuff like this.
It may look like childhood trauma to you ...
But it's JOB SECURITY for me.
russotto Friday Jan 3 01:45 PMROTFL. You write fan mail to sadistic post office supervisors too, right?
Slight Saturday Jan 4 04:45 AMThe mascot of Starlight Children's Foundation named "Sparkle" scares the crap out of me. No one can be that happy all the time. His eyes make him look deranged.
With both of these mascots we see that there is a thin line between what adults think is "happy & cute" and what kids see as "scary & crazed".
kabomba Thursday Jan 16 07:53 PMI like the part about "....less obtrusive...." nothing says less obtrusive than being bopped in the back of the head by a big giant fake plastic cop-head.
btw: my guess?! the crack is probably just a crack; not like they're gonna replace that crap any time soon. Probably wear even after one of the eyes fall out
mw451 Thursday Jan 16 08:31 PMHmmm...
Well obviously the police can't perform their duties in such a stupid costume. A cop in a Cop costume? Duh?
So you see the big costumed cop coming your way, you snag a new Flat-Panel Plasma Screen HDTV from the electronics store and run out of the mall. The costumed cop pursues you, running, stumbling, and falling. You get out of the mall with the TV, the cop's costume head gets stuck in the doorway and the cop falls yet again.
The crowd joins around and laughs, hilarity ensues. (think three stooges).
The Phillipines? I would think this kind of thing would only happen in Japan.
Thadius Thursday Jan 16 09:09 PM
Quote:
Jackson Child Meets Father for First Time
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Los Olivos, California - In the security and privacy of the Neverland Ranch, Michael Jackson's youngest son met his father for the first time today. Jackson has recently completed the latest round of surgeries to tranform his appearance to that of a 'multi-cultural Diana Ross.
How close does he want to get ....?
dave Thursday Jan 16 10:29 PMWhose boobs are those?
99 44/100% pure Friday Jan 17 09:28 AMNice work
Good job there, Thadius, but how the hell did you get that pic of my chest??!!!
And Friday Jan 17 12:59 PMBaby: "AAAH!!! WHAT IS THAT THING IT'S HEAD IS HUGE OH MY GOD IT'S GONNA EAT ME! AAAAH!!!"
There is a reason human beings' heads don't grow proportionately to the rest of the body... This is one of them.
elSicomoro Friday Jan 17 07:06 PM
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Originally posted by warch
I'm trying to figure out the line across the eyes-is the egg head gonna open up? Or has it just closed?
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It looks like a crack, hence this mascot is a true crackhead.
kabomba Saturday Jan 18 07:04 AM
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Originally posted by Thadius
Los Olivos, California - In the security and privacy of the Neverland Ranch, Michael Jackson's youngest son met his father for the first time today. Jackson has recently completed the latest round of surgeries to tranform his appearance to that of a 'multi-cultural Diana Ross.
How close does he want to get ....?
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OMG!! Please don't let Michelle, I mean Michael Jackson see that; he might just try to have that surgery performed.
([side bar]:Is he not dangerous around children of any age, at all ends of the gamut? "Let's see, for pre-teens, I will molest them. Infants, I dangle them off high places. Now what to do with the 14 and older.....?)
You know, if he were just a regular schmuck he'd have been in prison years ago!
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