September 25, 2011 Blow-up Wedding Gown

How's this for a unique wedding gown?

May I suggest a box of pins for some honeymoon fun?

via Shine

For more balloon fun, check out this Balloon Fashion Show.

A jellybean wedding dress?

*tilts head at slight angle and peers at the photo*

She looks an awful lot like the CIA chick in Torchwood. the one who [spoilers just in case] turned out to be a Family double agent.

Wrong. Just wrong.
Imagine the noise of it?!

Way not to take your vows seriously!

Dana - I didn't properly recognise her in the church.
I had to pause, then recognised her eyes.
Bitch got her just desserts, and I don't mean cake at the wake.

What should you wear to take your vows seriously?

Something made from material that is a little heavier?

Like meat or duct tape? Duct tape is very serious.

how is virginity like a balloon?

One prick and it's gone.

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Originally Posted by CaliforniaMama May I suggest a box of pins for some honeymoon fun?

You don't need pins.. Just a very light mist of citrus juice. A squirt gun maybe.

I used to work in a dart game at the Boardwalk. One day I'd just finished blowing up and tying a little more than a thousand balloons. I was standing waist deep in them. Another employee wades into the room sez, "Hi", and starts pealing an orange. The entire room erupted leaving only about 20 balloons unpopped. We were amazed - then I was annoyed.

Has to the plastic balloons not the rubber ones.

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Originally Posted by SPUCK I used to work in a dart game at the Boardwalk.

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Originally Posted by SPUCK You don't need pins.. Just a very light mist of citrus juice. A squirt gun maybe. I used to work in a dart game at the Boardwalk. One day I'd just finished blowing up and tying a little more than a thousand balloons. I was standing waist deep in them. Another employee wades into the room sez, "Hi", and starts pealing an orange. The entire room erupted leaving only about 20 balloons unpopped. We were amazed - then I was annoyed. Has to the plastic balloons not the rubber ones.

Makes me wonder what other common household substances might work. I'd say vinegar would be likely.

latex + oil =

fo. sho.

I suspect any acid.

I will caution you that plastic balloons are dangerous. When they pop they are more like a breaking glass than a rapidly tearing rubber balloon. They go off with a very sharp crack and the fragments leave at substantially higher velocities. The fragments often hurt when they hit you and I suspect could hurt a kid's eye.

Plastic balloons? I don;t think I've ever encountered such a thing...

They're very slippery, dry, and have a hard surface. Often they look shiny compared to the classical rubber balloons. I think they may cost less and leak less.

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Originally Posted by DanaC A jellybean wedding dress?

Welcome to the cellar WayneDelgado!

I wonder what the lady in question would have to say about it.